RE: Roast making contest
05-24-2016, 11:33 PM
(05-24-2016, 11:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Reyweld actually made reyweld x reyweld fanfiction, what a chump!
This roast passes Rule 5!
(05-24-2016, 01:18 PM)Lankie Wrote: »Mirdini, more like Blurgh-dini.
This roast passes rule 1 and 5. It would've passed Rule 3 on a similar technicality to Bobert's previous post, but I'm adding a caveat to Rule 3 that means it doesn't pass.
(05-24-2016, 01:24 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?
This roast passes Rule 5!
(05-24-2016, 01:58 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Ix is a bad influence. Like, illegally bad. I'd say "we need to send Ix off to Post Contest Prison" bad, but I don't think that exists. It should do. Just so that we could send Ix there.
(and, like, everyone else who participates in the thread, including myself... no, especially myself...)
This roast passes rule 5!
(05-24-2016, 02:38 PM)Gatr Wrote: »(05-24-2016, 01:24 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Lankie is so totally, you know, not, the absolute best individual in the entirety of time and space, so that's like a pretty sick burn riiight?
Ix you aren't like... so hilarious I die laughing. You're only slightly below that!
get rekt
This roast passes Rule 5!
(05-24-2016, 02:45 PM)btp Wrote: »Your face is a roasted meat or vegetable!
This roast passes Rule 5, and also kinda Rule 2?
(05-24-2016, 02:59 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »btp has no ink.
This roast passes Rule 5, and also kinda sorta Rule 1.
This roast passes Rule 5!
(05-24-2016, 03:32 PM)Loather Wrote: »Fuck You
This roast passes Rule 5, and also kinda Rule 4?
(05-24-2016, 03:46 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »OTTO Wrote:
This is not a roast; this is a true statement. Shredded can't even roast people properly!
This roast passes none of the rules!
(05-24-2016, 09:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Shredded, more like recycle!
This roast passes Rules 1 and 5!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow