Roast making contest
05-24-2016, 04:12 AM
Welcome to the roast making contest. there are five secret rules to the roast making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a roast that follows all five of the rules.
Some meta-rules about roasting:
Some meta-rules about roasting:
- Be funny or sublimely nonsensical, but don't be a dick. Standard forum rules about not being a dick apply.
- Being a dick is entirely predicated on whose feelings were hurt, and not on your intent, so if you can't conceputalise the difference there please don't post in this thread.
- You can only roast people who have posted in this thread.
- Reposting content will always result in the same rules being broken.
- Pictures of roast meat or vegetables will not be judged but are welcome in this thread.
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow