ask a time travel wizard

What fonts do they use in the future

mostly chiller and curlz mt

Did the Manifest Destiny happen? Is cloning legal/existant? Can you hook me up with some cloning technology? Can I get surgery done to be able to fuse with people like in Steven Universe? Has Homestuck updated yet? Have all the spiders amalgamated into a colossal being of mass destruction? Is Eagle Time still running, or is it doing more of a jog/walk?

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Do you have a Time Travel Permit™?

1. no, read a history book dummy

2. i am a clone

3. oh, i can hook you up

4. no, that's stupid

5. homestuck is now the longest continuous piece of english literature written by a lone author. update 8374927492749275928655 airs tomorrow. we still haven't figured out how to kill andrew hussie.

6. the Spider Planet is currently the world's greatest threat, and the world's largest exporter of cuban cigars.

7. eagles can't run, stupid, and neither can internet sites

8. ...what, are you with the fuzz?

What's the next question I'm going to ask?

you are about to die of an unfortunate time-travel-wizard-time-machine accident, and will therefore no longer be able to ask any more questions.