Eagle Time Super Fighting BLOODY Tournament.

And Welcome to the first installment of Eagle Time's Super Fighting BLOODY Tournament! We hope it's bloody enough for you to die.

My name is Macy Kaye and i'll be your host and narrator throughout the event. Tonight, we'll visit the innermost places of the multiverse to gather the most peculiar characters and make them fight to the death... for fun!

But before we begin, we have some announcements to make:



Our dearest artist, Ed, apologizes for the lack of color. He says "he wants to be done with this crap someday". Thanks, Ed!



Those who were selfish enough to try and self-insert themselves were punished with cheer-leading labor...



Except Chwoka, since he's such an inorganic mass of... well, mass. Our inferior brains can't even begin to comprehend his true form. We gave him the pom-poms but he consumed them immediately.
We're not even sure why he's here, but it seems he won't be leaving anytime soon.



A Business Bird opened a food business nearby if you want to stop by and buy a snack or two!



Finally, we found some kids trying to sneak into the battlefield, please reclaim your kids or they'll be offered as sacrifice to the eagle-gods.

That is all.



So, without further ado. Let's take a look at our contestants:

SpoilerShow

He wants to kill vampires because they're bad. What an innervate!

Our first participant comes from Let's go vampire hunting. He's quite skilled at making crafty impromptu disguises and wooing vampire ladies.



She's the leader of an entire nation, has an army of useless minions, can turn into a dragon and she's single

This tall lady here comes from the currently named Six for Gold, she has a sword and we think she knows how to use it.



Her kingdom is space, she owns the whole thing. She needs no introduction.

She made an appearance in Fantastic Bimbo Dance Remix.



He's a Doctor and a robot, the deadliest combination known to mankind, he also has a cyclops friend. It seems he ditched his friendly interface for this competition, opting instead for a very intimidating skull and crossbones face.

He's from You are a Janitor.



Socktopus is the bravest warrior in all the rogue-like games. Yeah, we don't know what a rogue-like is, but we do know that socktopus has eight tentacles, an angry frown, a hammer and a shield. If that's not the perfect recipe for the bloodiest opponent then we don't know what it is (we actually do but we ain't telling).



Demon used to be a girl with mystical powers wandering around a whimsical world having cute little adventures but also very frightening ones. She's up to a different quest at the moment.



The FIGHTEM champ in the making! I can definitely see he has the potential to be the very best fight promoter in all of Fightems. If only he would bother to listen about the intriguing nature of the fightems, oh well!



At last but not least we have the enponymous heroine of Jormungandr goes to hell
She's quite the energetic princess as long as she's not near any candelabra, so you better keep an eye on her!

Whew! what a cast we have here. I hope you're all as excited as i am!



We now need your cooperation to decide the first round's combatants and
location, the rules and guidelines are the same: please try to pick an interesting match up and pre-existent place for the fight.



Before the transmission is over, we have another announcement to make: Ed says the following pictures won't be as detailed as the fighter portraits above, he profusely apologizes for any inconvenience!