Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness

>Climb a tree. It is fun you can have for free!

You've never climbed a tree in your entire fuckin' life.

Despite being the only one of your siblings who can carry heavy things without being a huge wimp about it, your ability to carry your own weight without proper foot/hand holds is vastly inferior.

A wild sign appeared! Beat the shit out of it for experience.

>Read that sign that was totally there the whole time.

You don't have the means to beat up the sign! You read it instead.

Yes, yes you are.



That actually sounds like a pretty good idea! The Forest Witch is really sweet and she's always sending and guiding people on exciting and life-changing adventures! Wow, she's so cool...

Put a cooking pan upon your head, go around country planting Melon seeds

THIS IS PRETTY DUMB.