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Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-09-2014, 07:17 PM
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So you're tellin' me
the leaves just happen to fall when the weather gets colder?
Somethin's not right here.........
the trees are lyin' to us!
mother nature is a FRAUD
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-09-2014, 07:41 PM
(10-09-2014, 07:24 PM)Wheat Wrote: »pretty much, that is how it is. I don't know of any other hypothetheses that would explain treefall do you
Nope
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-09-2014, 07:45 PM
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host a barbeque.
For birds, by birds, from birds.
b(ird)bq song
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-09-2014, 08:02 PM
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What. Wheat, why is your yard so grassy? Are you a forest druid hobo?
call out to the grackles. they shall be your life-long companions. Harness them for Bird Energy
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-09-2014, 08:11 PM
fry up some bacon. Then it'll be a dead pig's non-beating beating heart beside your chest. Huddled in an embrace of deliciousness
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-12-2014, 01:45 AM
The leaves fall because they are altruistic. They know the grass is cold, so they take steps to cover it up like a blanket. Very thoughtful of them, really.
Then humans come along with great big metal claws and ruin everything.
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-12-2014, 05:05 AM
v disappointed in this forum's cowardly stance on solving problems with rampant vore
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-12-2014, 05:30 PM
don't eat a leaf, unless you want a leaf within you for all time...
the only vore I can stomach is herbivore, and only because I love to watch organismos doom themselves with the perma-leaf.
has anyone ever put together that the season is called fall and leaves happen to fall during the season?? what did our ancestors know that we don't? what's buried under town hall?
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-12-2014, 05:33 PM
they buried dirt under the floorboards... they buried dirt, deep below the earth... what are they hiding, what will they hide next
heLP
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-27-2014, 06:51 PM
amazed to see that I'm winning this election...
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-27-2014, 06:59 PM
DID SOMEONE SAY VORE?!
oh its you again slorange. also goblin's.
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
10-27-2014, 09:57 PM
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If elected, I pledge to crack down hard on leaves and leaf-related crimes. My opponent, Eat them, has a history of pro-leaf affiliations, going so far as to eat them, I am told.
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10-27-2014, 10:13 PM
i pledge my face
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10-27-2014, 11:33 PM
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Pledge accepted. Dalm Ationer, your face is now also my face. I would like very much to splash some nice cold water on our face and say "ahhh".
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RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury
11-12-2014, 10:31 PM
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