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Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-09-2014

So you're tellin' me

the leaves just happen to fall when the weather gets colder?

Somethin's not right here.........

the trees are lyin' to us!

mother nature is a FRAUD


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - Schazer - 10-09-2014

(10-09-2014, 07:24 PM)Wheat Wrote: ยปpretty much, that is how it is. I don't know of any other hypothetheses that would explain treefall do you

Nope


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-09-2014

host a barbeque.

For birds, by birds, from birds.

b(ird)bq song




RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-09-2014

What. Wheat, why is your yard so grassy? Are you a forest druid hobo?

call out to the grackles. they shall be your life-long companions. Harness them for Bird Energy


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-09-2014

fry up some bacon. Then it'll be a dead pig's non-beating beating heart beside your chest. Huddled in an embrace of deliciousness


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - SeaWyrm - 10-12-2014

The leaves fall because they are altruistic. They know the grass is cold, so they take steps to cover it up like a blanket. Very thoughtful of them, really.
Then humans come along with great big metal claws and ruin everything.


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - SleepingOrange - 10-12-2014

v disappointed in this forum's cowardly stance on solving problems with rampant vore


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - goblin's - 10-12-2014

don't eat a leaf, unless you want a leaf within you for all time...

the only vore I can stomach is herbivore, and only because I love to watch organismos doom themselves with the perma-leaf.

has anyone ever put together that the season is called fall and leaves happen to fall during the season?? what did our ancestors know that we don't? what's buried under town hall?


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - goblin's - 10-12-2014

they buried dirt under the floorboards... they buried dirt, deep below the earth... what are they hiding, what will they hide next

heLP


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - Lieutenant Fish - 10-27-2014

amazed to see that I'm winning this election...


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - Gatr - 10-27-2014

DID SOMEONE SAY VORE?!

oh its you again slorange. also goblin's.


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - Lieutenant Fish - 10-27-2014

If elected, I pledge to crack down hard on leaves and leaf-related crimes. My opponent, Eat them, has a history of pro-leaf affiliations, going so far as to eat them, I am told.


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - Dalmationer - 10-27-2014

i pledge my face


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - goblin's - 10-27-2014

Pledge accepted. Dalm Ationer, your face is now also my face. I would like very much to splash some nice cold water on our face and say "ahhh".


RE: Get to the Root of the Matter - Perennial Plant Perjury - ICan'tGiveCredit - 11-12-2014

Possible Theorieee...

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