Deep San Armandredence Day

You are one of the TOP LEADING SCIENTISTS in the NATION. Recent tests have proven conclusively that a METEOR will soon impact the Earth, likely killing ALL OF THE POPULATION WITHIN YOUR PURVIEW. Extremely soon, in fact. Some back of the napkin calculations say you only have enough time to undertake perhaps FIVE ACTIONS before it's too late to do anything. Your mind is set on one goal, and that is telling the PRESIDENT MINISTER about the meteor, so that they may call a NATIONAL CRISIS and perhaps create a METEOR-STOPPING TASK FORCE. Luckily, informing the PRESIDENT MINISTER is a free action, but unluckily, they are not a captive audience; indeed, they have already ignored your FAIRLY DAMNING BUT NOT-QUITE-AT-THIS-LEVEL STUDIES over the previous year. This will be a DIFFICULT TASK, but you have confidence that you are up to it. Godspeed.

But quick! You have no time to think! You're just going to have to do the first five things you think of, in order! Best think ahead, now! And only one action per thought, please!

Maybe make the POPULATION resistant to the DESTRUCTION that will be wreaked by the METEOR? Make everyone super-durable.

>Check your email.

> Jump REALLY hard to move the Earth out of the meteor's and harm's way!

>gather five teens with an attitude to combat the meteor

>politely ask the meteor to not

>gather five teens with an attitude to combat the meteor