MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

i literally have no idea what's going on because reasons also i don't even know if i'm like dead so if this gets me kicked out it's probably for the better

anyways, i might as well, uh

LYNCH: JACQUEREL

because

CAUTION CITIZENS

DUE TO UNFORESEEN TECHNICAL ISSUES BROADCAST CENTRAL WILL BE OFFLINE FOR A NUMBER OF HOURS. PLEASE REFER TO THE FOLLOWING FAQ FOR GUIDANCE IN THIS DIFFICULT TIME

CITIZENS SRUIXAN, MOOGLEGIRL, PARADOXGAMER AND CHOKWA HAVE EXPRESSED A DESIRE TO HEAR CERTAIN COMBINATIONS OF MUSIC AND LYRICS DURING TOMORROW'S BROADCAST.

THESE REQUESTS WILL BE EVALUATED DURING DOWNTIME.

INQUISITIVE CITIZEN BERURU ASKS IS BROADCAST CENTRAL HAS HER BUTTER.

THIS IS A NONSENSE, BROADCAST CENTRAL IS ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT STOCKPILING FOOD RATIONS UNBEKNOWNST TO ITS CITIZENRY.

DOWNTIME FAQ:

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SpoilerQUESTION: 'if broadcast central is down who will play the music that temporarily distracts me from the harsh reality of the world we live in and the inevitability of death?'

ANSWER: 'no-one'

QUESTION: 'i can hear noises that aren't music what is happening?'

ANSWER: 'these are probably ambient noises or the screams of someone nearby going insane, this is perfectly normal and nothing to be afraid of'

QUESTION: 'how do i cope with this crushing silence/ambience (delete whichever is inappropriate)?'

ANSWER: 'The most important thing to remember in this situation is to not think about the terrible horror of your existence. Distract yourself by making funny noises, jumping up and down or running around in circles.'

QUESTION: 'when will broadcast central be back online?'

ANSWER: 'soonish'

TEMPORARILY CEASING BROADCAST

If anyone tells you they know what is going on get them to tell the rest of us too

did tea steal para's girl or someshit

I'VE GOT TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE IN TOWN
TO GET STRONG ENOUGH
TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT TEA AT THE END OF THE GAME AND WIN
NOW COME OVER HERE AND LET MY FISTS GET STRONGER ON YOUR FACE
PILOT.

FALCON PUNCH (vote): TEHPILOT

i can ship dis

tea / para

i can fic this even

instead of posting let's watch this album cover



also why does everybody not reading the thread vote jacquerel

fic it and by god I'll do more than grind you for exp.

also why does everybody not reading the thread vote jacquerel

it's simply their ignorance expressing itself directly

also that is a pretty good album cover I approve

I'll do more than grind you

para / tehpilot

i ship dis too

/me is shot by onlookers

DISSATISFACTION GUARANTEED

0_o (6) - Anomaly, ProfLizz, Whimbrel, soundlyParanoid, Purple Walrus, Crowstone
Amosmyn (1) - Mathgirl
Beru (1) Infinity
btp (1) - Coldblooded
Deadcrystal (1) - Agen
gnauga (1) - gnauga
Infinity (2) - Mooglegirl, ParadoxGamer
Jacquerel (2) - btp, Doodley
Mooglegirl (2) - Sruixan, Chwoka
NTA (1) - Seastormjt
Purple Walrus (1) - Pinary
Seastormjt (1) - 0_o
Seedy (1) - GeneX
Solaris (1) - Mirdini
Sruixan (1) - Dragon Fogel
tehPilot (2) - Jacquerel, soundlyParanoid
Yewchung (2) - NTA, Whoosh!
Whimbrel (1) - deadcrystal
No Lynch (1) - TehPilot

Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, Airey, Akumu, Amosmyn, Anacreon, Beru, BestTeaMaker, Bigro, Boogeyman, Cat, Cyber95, Dalmationer, Drakenforge, Ed, Elize, Epamynondas, Fragowump, Garuru, Granolaman, Ixcaliber, Leafsw0rd, LegendaryQm Luneix, Malkytop, Mehga, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, No Lynch, Palamedes, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Seawyrm, Seedy, SleepingOrange, Solaris, Vortor, Batterwaffles, Yewchung

Spuuuuuuds

0_o (6) - BestTeaMaker, seastormjt, ProfLizz, Whimbrel, Purple Walrus, Mooglegirl
Beru (1) - Infinity
Deadcrystal (1) - deadcrystal
Infinity (1) - 0_o
Ixcaliber (4) - Whoosh!, Jacquerel, Akumu, Chwoka
Jacquerel (1) - Mathgirl
No Lynch (1) - NTA
Pinary (1) - Mehga
Purple Walrus (1) - Sruixan
TehPilot (1) - GeneX
Whimbrel (9) - Anomaly, Crowstone, Agent, myw, TehPilot, Pinary, soundlyParanoid, Dragon Fogel, ParadoxGamer
Waterbottles (1) - gnauga

Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, Airey, Amosmyn, Anacreon, btp, Beru, Bigro, Boogeyman, Cat, Cyber95, Dalmationer, Doodley, DPaul, Drakenforge, Ed, Elize, Epamynondas, Fragowump, Garuru, Granolaman, Ixcaliber, Leafsw0rd, LegendaryQm Luneix, Malkytop, Mirdini, Mooglegirl, Mr. Arsenic Nog, Palamedes, Paradoxgamer, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Seawyrm, Seedy, SleepingOrange, Solaris, Vortor, Batterwaffles, Yewchung

I'm glad you post those because I care so little that I keep forgetting who I am voting for and I'd otherwise probably vote for the same person twice

oh so i'm not dead

wow i think i'm getting the hang of this! wow!!!

When will this long ass day end! I'm getting tired.

JACQS THAT IS STRIKE ONE

PAY ATTENTION YOU DINGUS

TehPilot, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask to see your shipping license if you insist on trying to move players around in the thread.

/me shows shipping license

I humblehh position mahself as the anti-whimbrel potato alternatiive.
After alll, has mah esteemed opponent evah stated theyer opposal to the depravities of communist governance?
I think not, mah supayb audience, I think not.

This shipping license is expired, sir. >:|

sigh

Alright you fuckers want entertainment here's the deal:

I need two volunteers.

i heard a potato is involved

can i give that potato to jacquerel so he can have something to eat

I'm in, TP

So are we importing the 100 page limit from MSPAF to ET as well? Cuz it's not even first night and class please turn to page twenty to catch up on this clusterfuck.

I volunteer Mooglegirl and Purple Walrus

stop lynching my husband you people
let us live
WITH THE POWER OF LOVE

(he's probably gonna kill us)