Post making contest 6.0

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shit.

This post passes rules 2, 4, and 5.

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This post passes rules 1, 2, and 4.

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This post passes rules 1, 2, and 4.

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This post passes rules 1, 2, and 4.

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xxix.

xhit. xx

save the orangutans

bees are dying at an alarming rate save the bees save the bees save the bees save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans

save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees

save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans
save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans
save the orangutans

*makes a bunch of high-pitched buzzing sounds interspersed with ooks, grunts, and yells*

bzzzz bzz bzz ook ooka ahhh hah ahh ook bzzzz bzz save the bees eeeh eeeh ahahahah ook bzzz save the orangutans ook ooh aha ah eeh eh bzzz bzzzzz

shit. xxx

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 4.

xxix.

This post passes rules 1 and 5.

xhit. xx

This post passes rule 1.

save the orangutans

This post passes no rules. Apparently, Thanksgiving has no use for orangutans.

bees are dying at an alarming rate save the bees save the bees save the bees save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans

This post passes rule 2.

save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees save the bees

This post passes rules 2 and 4.

save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans
save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans save the orangutans
save the orangutans

This post passes no rules.

*makes a bunch of high-pitched buzzing sounds interspersed with ooks, grunts, and yells*

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

bzzzz bzz bzz ook ooka ahhh hah ahh ook bzzzz bzz save the bees eeeh eeeh ahahahah ook bzzz save the orangutans ook ooh aha ah eeh eh bzzz bzzzzz

This post passes rule 2.

heck.

heck.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

xxix h

xxix h

This post passes rule 1.

xxix thanks

xxix thanks

That's a lot of thanks! This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

darn it. i knew that would pass rule one and was pretty sure it would pass rule five, but i was just hoping i would get lucky for rules two, three, and four.

xxix. thanks thanks

Don't you hate it when there's an impossible ruleset that nobody can ever solve?
dos0
Yeah, me too. Thanks.

darn it. i knew that would pass rule one and was pretty sure it would pass rule five, but i was just hoping i would get lucky for rules two, three, and four.

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

xxix. thanks thanks

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

Don't you hate it when there's an impossible ruleset that nobody can ever solve?
dos0
Yeah, me too. Thanks.

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

xxix thanks fhanks