you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out the peel is like a slug and a pinch of salt will do the trick.

it turns out no matter how you peel it you will still be empty inside.

it turns out the peel is nature's gift wrapping. Happy birthday champ!

it turns out the banana fork is the one on the left.

it turns out incorrect peeling is a supernormal stimuli and you will die before you finally get it right.

it turns out blah blah blah do the Carlton.

it turns out you should NEVER shake a banana.

it turns out you need to find a gros michel.

it turns out you have to create a separate banana-themed subforum.

it turns out you can take it on an airplane and it'll pop open due to the pressure differential.

it turns out you can tap it three times to stop it from spraying all over you.

it turns out a banana's peel is actually a vegetable equivalent of a fursuit

it turns out you can never know the momentum and peelsition of a banana at the same time.

It turns out peeling a banana won't bring back your honey.

it turns out you can rub your nose first to make it dissolve faster

it turns out you have to take some banana leaf, attach it to a voodoo doll, and then rip the outside off the voodoo doll

it turns out you have to make bee noises and its peel will open up like a flower

it turns out you have to play truth or dare with it, and either dare it to peel itself, or ask it something so embarrassing its peel falls right off

it turns out you can edit the raws of the banana and delete [HAS_PEEL]

it turns out that the peel isn't there to keep you out, but the banana in. You have been warned.

it turns out you have to teleport the insides of the banana

it turns out you have to squish the banana with a hydraulic press

it turns out its wrong to peel bananas. bananas have feelings too you know...

it turns out you have to take off the tag first

it turns out that all these bananas don't have anything inside???