Your Mechanical Death - Run 1

> God of Dreams? Cool. Converse with the Nya Devout to learn more about gods and stuff.

> Move on to the room at the bottom and attack things that attack me.

I, Aaron would go to the altar and announce my faith, but I may die in the fight unless someone joins me. That said, spear the next imp. I'll consider stepping back to un-bottle the neck if nobody comes to my aid PLEASE GOD COME TO MY AID

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Let's burn some imps

> Nah I'm an active gator not a sleepy one.

> Use key go thought door that pops up.

> I pledge my allegiance to Nya
> I rush to aid Aaron by healing him and kung-fuing the imps!

> Pledge allegiance to Nya

Name: Vryxyzya
Class: Priestess of Ayn
Seed: Caffeine

(update tomorrow)

i grab the glowing dagger out of the chest and stab the living statue with gusto

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LEGEND:

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SpoilerUnderlined: Indicator for 1,1
Ittalics: Friendly, peaceful

DUNGEON 1:
. : Floor [Mossy: 2,2 x 12,7; Tiled: 2,0 x 6,-1; Dirt: 8,0 x 11,-6]
` : Rock Path
, : Dense Moss [hidden (6, 5) and adjacent]
m : Creeping Moss
- : Wall
= : Door
> : Stairs Up [hidden 7, 4]
< : Stairs Down (entrance to Spider Den)
~ : Water [hidden (2, 7)]
@ : Player
o : Terrain Item; Melon [(4,7), (2,3), hidden (3, 6)], Pillow [(14, 1), (16, 1), (14, 4), (16, 4)]
D : Nya Devout
i : imp
d : lesser moon demon
s : succubus
S : Living Statue (of a human)
% : Corpse (Quinsy)
□ : Chest (containing 98 gold, and 2 unknown potions)
π : Alter (to Nya)
/ : Item; Leather Armour (4, 4), Hidden at (11, -6)[Plate (x19), Tray Shield, Fancy Clothes, Melon, Dagger of Poison]
# : Noxious Cloud
? : Unknown / Filler

SPIDER DEN 1:
@: Player
>: Stairs up (hidden at 5,4)
<: Stairs down
o: Spider Eggs
s: Small Black Spider
S: Large Black Spider
#: Web

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Player InfoAberforth Winkler the level 1 Fortune Teller (7, 5) [So_Spooky]
Health: 9/9 Mana: 6/7 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Divination, Crystal Ball, Robes.
Spells: Sense Future(1 MP).

Logitech the level 1 Alligator (5, 4 of Spider Den 1) [Gime]
Health: 15/15 Mana: 0/0 Status: Full, Digesting (Jeremy's Corpse).
Equipment: Alligator skin, Mace, 29 Gold.
Mutations: Sharp Teeth, Clamping Bite.

Vuarna the level 1 Warlock, Dreamer of Nya (......) (11, 3) [Bobert]
Health: 9/9 Mana: 13/15 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Horrors, Potion of Magic (x2), Robes.
Spells: Throw Sludge(1 MP), Feather Fall(1 MP), Heal(2 MP), Summon Cloud(1 MP), Sense Future (1 MP).
God Powers: Sleep Sense, Night Armour (while helpless).

Here lies Jeremy (son of Jeremy) the level 1 Rampant Buffoon, killed by Logitech

Ushy the level 1 Kindergarden (8, 4) [ ]
Health: 8/8 Mana: 0/5 Status: Very Weak.
Equipment: Book of Gardening, Plain Clothes, Pointer Stick.
Spells: Summon Cloud(1 MP).

Jack T. Woodsman the level 1 Woodsman, Dreamer of Nya (......) (11, 1) [SirBlizz]
Health: 15/15 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Axe, Throwing Axe, Plaid Clothes, Melon, Garden Gnome Corpse (x2), Pillow.
God Powers: Sleep Sense, Night Armour (while helpless).

Pacrin Ob the level 1 Healer Drunk, Dreamer of Nya (......) (11, 4) [iamgodyes]
Health: 9/10 Mana: 4/8 Status: Drunk, Lucky.
Equipment: Book of Moral Support, Potion of Alcohol, Empty Potion, Robes, Melon, Gold (30).
Spells: Heal(2 MP).
God Powers: Sleep Sense, Night Armour (while helpless).

Turd Buckleforth the level 1 Steelwright (7, 3)
Health: 11/11 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Smith’s Hammer, Bellows, Steel Ingot (x2), Plain Clothes.
Skills: Steel Crafting(active).

Here lies Quinn Q. Quintsy, the level 1 Busboy, killed by a living statue.

Aaron Aaronson the level 2 Binary Knight (2, 2) [earthexe]
Health: 19/22 Mana: 6/6 Status: Mount(Horse of Existential Flux).
Equipment: Full Plate of Existential Flux, Lance of Existential Flux, Shield of Existential Flux{nonexistent}.

Plaq Klein the level 1 Plague Farmer (11, 0) [superficial]
Health: 10/10 Mana: 6/6 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Plagues, Robes, Shovel.
Spells: Sickness(2 MP).

Feefs McFeathers the level 1 Birdmancer (8, 6) [Fallingfeather]
Health: 7/7 Mana: 9/11 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Birds, Robes, Potion of Magic (x2), Melon.
Spells: Feather Fall(1 MP), Heal(2 MP), Throw Sludge(1 MP), Summon Cloud(1 MP), Sense Future (1 MP).

Rey the level 1 Welder (3, 2) [qwerx3]
Health: 8/9 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Apron, Welding Mask, Welding Torch, Potion of Resist Fire (x2).

Vryxyzya the level 1 Priestess of Ayn, Devout of Ayn (**....) (7,4) [a52 #2]
Health: 10/10 Mana: 4/4 Status: Borrowed Time.
Equipment: Robes, Claymore, Whip, Dagger (x2), Dart (x20).
God Powers: Sacrifice Non-weapon(Gain weapon), Split Damage(Mana), Negate Debuff(passive), Sacrifice Weapon(Remove Hazards, Divine Strike).

Jack has become a Dreamer of Nya! Jack moves to the bottom right doorway, hurling a throwing axe that embeds itself into the statue's body. It looks unfazed.

Plaq talks to the Nya devout, who awakens from their slumber, asking them about gods and stuff.

"There are many gods, but none as good as Nya, defender of the innocent, protector of the imagination! Just as Nya is the god of dreams, other gods have aspects of which they govern. Richard the Righteous is the god of slaughter, and a fellow good god. Generally, similarly aligned gods are on good terms, and allow conversion between themselves. You never know with those evil gods though..."

Plaq moves into the lower room, and prepares to retaliate against a potential attacker.

Aaron calls for assistance, spearing the imp for little damage. Aaron's fullplate and steed reappear! The mount, unfazed by its disappearance, kicks the imp, killing it! It disappears in a puff of smoke... Aaron feels more experienced! Aaron has gained a level!

Ushy tries to cast Summon Cloud, but fails. Ushy is feeling very weak. Ushy falls to the floor.

Rey moves to Aaron's aid, preparing an attack for any approaching baddie.

Logitech uses the magic key, which disappears into a hidden door. Logitech enters. Welcome to Spider Den 1! Several spiders click aggressively.

Vuarna has become a Dreamer of Nya! Vuarna heals Aaron, but sees that there is no way to gain access to the fight currently. Aaron looks better. Nya is pleased.

Pacrin has become a Dreamer of Nya!

Welcome, Vryxyzya. Vryxyzya feels they are on Borrowed Time. Vryxyzya feels a reminder:

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SpoilerAyn is a Neutral-aligned god of thoughtlessness. They despise their own omniscience, and pretend to act ignorantly based on a persona of their own conceiving. Followers of Ayn will have the burden of knowledge lifted from them, receiving passive and active abilities to streamline their adventure. Ayn is a special god, in that performing towards or against the will of this god will advance your piety with them.

Faith level 0 - Slave of Knowledge - You may sacrifice any amount of non-weapons to gain weapons, with value correlating to that of the sacrifice. On taking damage, your mana reserves will also be depleted.
Faith level 1 - Chained by Truths - On chance, debuffs will be negated passively. You may sacrifice weapons to remove traps and hazards, with stronger hazards requiring better weapons to be sacrificed.
Faith level 2 - Devout - You may sacrifice a weapon to call forth Ayn’s divine power on a target of your choosing, with strength correlated to the value of the sacrifice.
Faith level 3 - Devout II - On chance, monsters will teleport beside you. On chance, nearby monster spells will fizzle.
Faith level 4 - The Ignorant - On chance, slain monsters’ corpses will transform into weapons.
Faith level 5 - Blind Faith - On chance, entering new floors / areas will trigger magic-mapping. You may bring weapons to life to fight for you.
Faith level 6 - Untitled - The chance of all on chance abilities sky-rocket. Monsters will be created to challenge you.

Ayn likes it when you kill things, get loot, and descend into unexplored areas. Ayn dislikes it when you use mana, read tomes, or perform complicated actions. Abandonment will trigger Ayn’s wrath: cursing the weapons you own, afflicting debuffs, adding complicated terrain to your surroundings, and converting your health into mana.

Quinsy grabs the dagger and jabs it at the statue, dealing little damage. Quinsy feels that the dagger is of the aspect of poison.

The imp charges at Aaron, but is attacked by Rey! The attack wasn't very effective... The imp slashes Aaron for 1 damage.

Two of the lesser moon demons blast Aaron with light for 2 damage total. The last blasts Rey with light for 1 damage.

The living statue grabs Quinsy, crushing him to death.

Rest in piece Quinsy...

The Nya Devout returns to sleep.

The Spiders click agressively!

>_

Name: Dunko
Class: Basketball Donkey
Seed: dunk7

> Knock over the living statue onto the rock path with the shovel.
> Grab the shield and a handful of coins and GTFO out of that room the way I came from if the statue didn't shatter.
> If it attempts to attack, block it with the shield.
> If it shattered, looting time. Grab the dagger.

Also, I think you are at (11,-1) a52 right below me. I've been wondering who the heck that is and the only person who seems to not have coordinates is you.

> Move into doorway of statue room
> Cast heal at the statue

Also, I think you are at (11,-1) a52 right below me. I've been wondering who the heck that is and the only person who seems to not have coordinates is you.

I forgot to add a52 to the map... a52 is supposed to be at (7,4) on the staircase.

The underlined point is 1,1 because I didn't think the map through very well, but you are the lower of the pair (at 11,0), and the person above you is Jack (who threw an axe). I apparently didn't do that either.

About to fix it.

>Throw another axe at the statue, then Charge! Go for the legs!

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Aaron attacks the next imp with all that he has, and then takes a step back, allowing his allies to attack next. He also pick up the melon if he can.

> I summon up a cloud and order it to help Aaron to murdernate any remaining enemies.

> Greet spiders. Tell them how nice they look, attempt to befriend spiders, ask if they have a queen.

> If spiders are angry and unwilling to attack then run up the stairs but DO NOT use the path though the webs. Those are likely randomly huge webs able to take down a grown man. Use path through the bigger spiders, biting them if they attack.

The coordinate system is increasing in xy going leftdown, right?

> Move to the Alter of Nya, Nya devout, or any character that is a follower of Nya
> Destroy it/them. The heathens must die!

> "If I die while I'm awake, I pray my soul for Nya to take. Vryxyzya priestess of Ayn if I die, even if not by your hand. I will doom you to become so intelligent that you will no longer sleep. You will invoke the wrath of both Nya and Ayn and will die, alone, unmourned and unloved".

I head through the upper right door. The one at... 13,3? Am I doing these coordinates right? (probably not because it says I'm at (8,6) and the way I'm counting it, there's no one there, lol)

(Anyone wanna form an alliance/come with me?)