Your Mechanical Death - Run 1

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SpoilerThis will be a "rougelike" dungeon adventure, with each player getting their own character they control. Know now that players are going to die often and a ton. When every player has died, the current run will end and players will be able to choose new classes (or old ones!), names and seeds.

If a run is in progress and you want to join, you can! However, you will be as weak as any starting character...

To begin the run, please submit a class, name, and optional seed.

ALMANAC

Name: Aberforth Winkler
Class: Fortune Teller
Optional Seed: Beffudled

Name: Logitech
Class: An alligator (Or for more traditional class, a necromancer)
Optional Seed: Death

> Name: Vuarna
Class: Warlock
Optional Seed: Demon

Name: Jeremy, son of Jeremy
Class: Rampant Buffoon
Seed: iEoSdis82bq2bZbg6mEuOiKsZky2V4TQ6AHZwrGPanLDj2xVxV

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Name: Jack T. Woodsman
Class: Woodsman
Seed: Acorn

Name: Pacrin Ob
Class: Healer/Drunk
Seed: 245db129-c722-48bc-8bbc-ff3c91a053a9

Class: Steelwright

Name: Turd Buckleforth

No Seed

Name: Quinn Q. Quintsy
Class: Busboy
Optional Seed: 8

RUN 1 - BEGIN

Your decent into the depths begins. Whether you are here for fame and fortune, guts and glory, loot and more loot, or education and experience, you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Many monsters and unimaginable terrors block your path, but with perseverance and a little luck, your success is ensured. May your journey be fruitful and your fruit be edible.

DUNGEON FLOOR 1
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
- f ~ o . . o . . . g . -
- ~ o . . . . . . . . g =
- f . . . @ @ @ . . . . -
- ~ . . o @ @ @ . . o . -
- o $ . . @ @ @ o . . . =
- . . . . . . o . . . . -
- = - - - - - - - - = - -

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LEGEND:

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Spoiler. : Mossy Floor
- : Wall
= : Door
> : Stairs Up [hidden 7, 4]
~ : Water [hidden (2, 5), (2, 7)]
@ : Player
o : Melon
f : Archer Fish
g : Garden Gnome
$ : Pile of Gold

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Player InfoAberforth Winkler the level 1 Fortune Teller (top left)
Health: 9/9 Mana: 7/7 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Divination, Crystal Ball, Robes.
Spells: Sense Future(1 MP).

Logitech the level 1 Alligator (top center)
Health: 15/15 Mana: 0/0 Status: None.
Equipment: Alligator skin.
Mutations: Sharp Teeth, Clamping Bite.

Vuarna the level 1 Warlock (top right)
Health: 9/9 Mana: 15/15 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Horrors, Potion of Magic (x2), Robes.
Spells: Throw Sludge(1 MP).

Jeremy (son of Jeremy) the level 1 Rampant Buffoon (middle left)
Health: 13/13 Mana: 0/0 Status: None.
Equipment: Mace, Scroll of Chaos, Leather Armour.

Ushy the level 1 Kindergarden (middle center)
Health: 8/8 Mana: 5/5 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Gardening, Plain Clothes, Pointer Stick.
Spells: Summon Cloud(1 MP).

Jack T. Woodsman the level 1 Woodsman (middle right)
Health: 15/15 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Axe, Throwing Axe (x2), Plaid Clothes.

Pacrin Ob the level 1 Healer Drunk (bottom left)
Health: 10/10 Mana: 8/8 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Moral Support, Potion of Alcohol (x2), Robes.
Spells: Heal(2 MP).

Turd Buckleforth the level 1 Steelwright (bottom center)
Health: 11/11 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Smith’s Hammer, Bellows, Steel Ingot (x2), Plain Clothes.
Skills: Steel Crafting(active).

Quinn Q. Quintsy the level 1 Busboy (bottom right)
Health: 6/6 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Plate (x20), Tray Shield, Fancy Clothes.

Welcome to Dungeon level 1!

Moss covers the floor, and a bounty of melons grow. To the North West, there is a large pool of water. The garden gnomes look hostile! The archer fish look hostile!

>_

>Grab the adjacent watermelon

>Acquire melon. Watch gnomes suspiciously.

>Aberforth: Greet the other adventuerers warmly. Ask for their protection in exchange for WONDROUS INSIGHTS from the UNKNOWABLE BEYOND.
>Aberforth: Cast sense future at those archer fish. You'll be their first pin-cushiony victim if they attack.

> Greet others and offer a potion of alcohol to the group. Subtly try to switch places with Ushy since the center of the group is probably the safest place to be.

> Head Northwest in to the water, take aim at the nearest archer fish and chomp on it. Eat it if possible.

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DUNGEON FLOOR 1
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
- f ~ o . . o . . . . . -
- ~ o . . . . . g . . . =
- ~ @ . . @ , @ g . . . -
- ~ . . @ , @ , . . o . -
- o $ . . @ @ @ @ . . . =
- . . . . . . o . . . . -
- = - - - - - - - - = - -

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LEGEND:

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Spoiler. : Mossy Floor
, : Very Mossy Floor [hidden (7, 4) and adjacent]
- : Wall
= : Door
> : Stairs Up [hidden 7, 4]
~ : Water [hidden (2, 7)]
@ : Player
o : Melon
f : Archer Fish
g : Garden Gnome
$ : Pile of Gold

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Player InfoAberforth Winkler the level 1 Fortune Teller (6, 5) [So_Spooky]
Health: 9/9 Mana: 6/7 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Divination, Crystal Ball, Robes.
Spells: Sense Future(1 MP).

Logitech the level 1 Alligator (3, 5) [Gime]
Health: 15/15 Mana: 0/0 Status: Digesting (Archer Fish).
Equipment: Alligator skin.
Mutations: Sharp Teeth, Clamping Bite.

Vuarna the level 1 Warlock (8, 5)
Health: 5/9 Mana: 15/15 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Horrors, Potion of Magic (x2), Robes.
Spells: Throw Sludge(1 MP).

Jeremy (son of Jeremy) the level 1 Rampant Buffoon (5, 4) [a52]
Health: 13/13 Mana: 0/0 Status: None.
Equipment: Mace, Scroll of Chaos, Leather Armour, Melon.

Ushy the level 1 Kindergarden (8, 3) [ ]
Health: 8/8 Mana: 4/5 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Gardening, Plain Clothes, Pointer Stick.
Spells: Summon Cloud(1 MP).

Jack T. Woodsman the level 1 Woodsman (9, 3) [SirBlizz]
Health: 15/15 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Axe, Throwing Axe (x2), Plaid Clothes, Melon.

Pacrin Ob the level 1 Healer Drunk (7, 4) [iamgod]
Health: 10/10 Mana: 8/8 Status: None.
Equipment: Book of Moral Support, Potion of Alcohol (x2), Robes.
Spells: Heal(2 MP).

Turd Buckleforth the level 1 Steelwright (7, 3)
Health: 11/11 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Smith’s Hammer, Bellows, Steel Ingot (x2), Plain Clothes.
Skills: Steel Crafting(active).

Quinn Q. Quintsy the level 1 Busboy (8, 3)
Health: 6/6 Mana: 1/1 Status: None.
Equipment: Plate (x20), Tray Shield, Fancy Clothes.

Jeremy, Son of Jeremy moves left, picking the ripe melon from its vine and placing it into his inventory.

Jack T. Woodsman follows suit, and watches the gnomes with suspicion.

Aberforth greets the others, and casts Sense Future on the Archer Fish. Aberforth can see images of the Archer Fish casting Water Arrow at the adventurers, and dying.

Pacrin Ob greets the other and offers alcohol, but they all seem too preoccupied. Pacrin Ob swaps places with Ushy.

Gime rushes one of the Archer Fish, choping down on it and killing it instantly! Everyone feels a little more experienced. Gime swallows the corpse. Tastes fishy...

Ushy casts Summon Cloud over the nearby players. The moss is growing like crazy!

The Archer Fish casts Water Arrow, flinging it at Gatr and missing!

The Garden Gnomes charge! Both bite Vuarna, who is moderately injured!

>_

>Axe these Gnomes what their beef is.

> Grab the gold, bite anyone that tries to take it.

> If those of the alligator class have no need for gold walk over it and head out the bottom left door.

>Gulp a bottle alcohol, run to the right, and grab the melon

>Crush melon on Gime's head, take gold

>Aberforth: Try to calm down those ruffians fighting over the gold. Heft the voluminous Book of Divination in preparation for thwacking some ill-mannered garden gnomes.

> OH SHIT BETTER DO SOME KUNG FU.

Name: Aaron Aaronson
Class: Binary Knight
Seed: 11000101