Fridge Frenzy (FINISHED; Sleepy, earthexe, Wheat and Sruixan[x2] Win!)

actually maybe ix was on to something

hey wheat, please can I join your alliance

pretty please

I promise not to vote to kill you

if you wanna be buddies with peeps then I wanna be buddies with you

no this is totally not desperation here absolutely no siree

okay let's opt for more disclosure: my wincon is not the same as your original final three (I need to survive a week) and based on a question I asked Reyweld I don't think any one wincon is common.

So good luck preventing future betrayals.

honestly the universe is a right pain in the arse bad things will probably happen to you

I would try and use my roleblock to protect you buuuuuut

wait, you were the one that roleblocked me? I DIED because of you...

wheat if you're saying, and I quote, "I don't need to survive anymore" and "it would seem like a waste to hog a surviving spot", then can I propose: you sacrificing yourself

sorry to be a bit on the nose like that

also I forgot I won a slot on the slots so

Pull my other slot machine twice

uh huh yes I sure made a big fuss of persuading myself to vote Gatr again almost as if I was trying to make it look like I was talking myself into it despite it not making sense from my perspective, the roleblock who was sat there wondering "oh hey maybe I could combat a completely lynch immune player"

you probably should have withdrawn votes that led to vote-tie double lynchings if you really had a "survive a week" wincon.

can you direct me to the vote-tie double lynch that I was on

I mean that in all honesty it's 4am it's entirely possible I did things for reasons I can't remember (especially during phase four when I was constantly trying to double guess what the shenanigans that were going on were) and also it is being pointed out to me that I am taking this Far Too Seriously and yeah

Reyweld is telling me to go to bed this is how Ridiculously Seriously I am taking this

right, exit strategy time

Point spoon at: earthexe

and now if you'll excuse me I'm going to be eating pills live in voice chat

apparently the room is locked so you can't come and listen to me dying horribly so sorry if I got anyone's hopes up

here I am, committing suicide in a locked room, taking the coward's way out rather than facing my fate like a truly brave jar of mango chutney would

that is bloody stark I'm gonna be honest

wheat I am pretty sure that is not how winning works

I'm so glad I don't know what day of the week it is

yay I died

SRUIXAN eats a pill (x?):
1. Tastes like PHD.
2. Tastes like Pretty Fly.
3. Tastes like Placebo! Tastes like Pretty Fly.
4. Tastes Antidepressant. You feel happy!
5. Tastes like Placebo! Tastes like Antidepressant. You feel very happy!
6. Tastes like Addictive! You uncontrollably eat another pill!
7. Tastes like Placebo! Tastes like Addictive! You uncontrollably eat another pill! You don't have any more pills... You die of withdrawl!

Sruixan was a Tolerant Jar of Mango Chutney

Sruixan died a very happy death!

I just wanna say this, because it is worth saying.

During this entire goddamn game, there has been one person that I could truly call a "friend." A real PAL of a friend. And though I tried to make friends with everybody (to varying degrees of effort), there has been one that stuck out from the beginning, and from what I can tell, is holding out to the very bitter end.

That's right bitches, I'm talking about my main man, my crown jewel of a confidant WHEAT. My favorite, truest true blue friend.

....Hey. You know the funny thing? The fucked up part of this whole crazy story we've been all spiraling over and over into our eventual, bloody pulpy doom? It's that.... heh......

Wheat. My only true friend.

I never really deserved his kindness. Back in round zero, when he rallied for me to get the first item of the game... all those guys are gone now. (except for sleepy actually)

Isn't that fucked up?? SO FUCKING FUCKED UPPPP

*Punches the wall where Robust Laser once stood* RRGGHHHHgh!

hhh....

hehheh......

wheat has been my only friend, and sleepy has been my other only friend. Which means I'm not without my friends...!

And because of that..........

actually i don't know what i'm gonna do now i wasn't counting on sruixian knocking himself out lol, hey wheat lets do this together, with the TRUE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!

oh yeah item wheat, lynch qwerx because he's not even here! the coward, come out and fight like a man or die like a dog

Sleepy, tell me if I need to survive for you to win. If I do, then we'll go for qwerx. If I don't, then I'll eat a bunch of pills and kick it. A drug dying of drug! Whoa! That should bring things to a close, assuming everyone else needs to be in the last 3.

You do not need to survive

WHEAT NEEDS TO SURVIVE. THIS IS MY OWN PERSONAL GOAL.

Also sleepy can survive too, My win condition allows for two others to be with me at the end <3 Honestly, we just need to eliminate one person.

@Wheat: Sorry, no converting of qwerx3 into spirit energy. Qwerx3 is not allowed to post in thread while missing, and (@earthexe) isn't a viable lynch target.

If you all want to have a no lynch, I will end the Voting Phase. What say ye?

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Lynch Votes:
Abstaining (3)

Item Votes:
Wheat (2) - earthexe, Sleepy
Abstaining (1)

Yeah, no lynch then

This could very easily collapse though

I take my multivitamins.

EARTHEXE eats a pill:
1. Tastes like multivitamins.