Chester Mafia Requiem: CHEST IN PEACE

If they're as poisoned as me and CTP over there I'm sure there'll be plenty of deaths soon enough.
Hell, I should be dead already but by sheer fortune I fell through one of the cracks.
I think the laws of the universe conspire to kill people at set intervals and as thus far we have mostly defied them it will become increasingly difficult to avoid.
Not to mention our rapidly diminishing stocks of imaginary food

I'd ask if anyone had seen anything weird recently because we're running short on both time and leads but honestly, how would you tell the difference between weird weird and regular weird? Perhaps you can take the lamentable condition of Chesterdrugs as an example.

Have you guys been able to read your fortunes? I don't wanna burn an AP if I can't read my fortune :c

Writhe in agony, then attempt to shed skin. Slither to Ix and begin biting his ankle.

CTP grabs his throat, tries to scream...doesnt.

Shrugs.

CTP nodds At Jaq and starts running around.

CTP points at Jaq, moves jaq's hand to point at auntie schester, moves her hand to point at Mr. Guy, moves his to point at Solaris, moves his to point at chesterOrange, moves his to point at CTP.

Vote: Jaq

I suppose while I couldn't honestly care less about who lives or dies aside from their continuing to meet the arbitrary criteria the universe imposes upon us (destroying all, both victor and damned at the termination of its terrible equations) I suppose I also have little to lose from some mutual back-scratching.

Vote: Schquiester
And then just out of interest
> Toggle Chester Fogel

Hey! What are you toggling me for?

For science

I said fight me, not bloodless-handedly stick votes on me until I keeled over, you cad!

CTP flails; huffs.

Starts running around again.

CTP points at Jaq, moves jaq's hand to point at Mr. Guy, moves his to point at Solaris, moves his to point at chesterOrange, moves his to point at CTP.



CTP sits, holds his chin, strokes his beardless face.

He stands up, holds up 4 fingers. Points to himself. Points to DF, Points to Schazer, Puts down two fingers. Looks around at other Chesters, makes a "come on" motion. (hands out, palms up, fingers moving back and forth in unison)

PUNCH IX IN FACE

TAKE WHEAT AMBERGRIS (amberwheats?) FOR LATER PERFUME MAKING

Anyone think the snakes could be chesters? Maybe their bites are a hug?

oh gawd, i feel sick... oughghughg
disoritnedn ts
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vote: Auntie Schazer Wgijwoigw

No don't do that

Don't you remember I got a daycop on Agent???

I don't remember anything that's happened in this game. Who are all you people again?

I'm pac man. But I wear a mask, because I'm so cool and edgy.

I DO THE ROBOT AND CUP MY HANDS AND LOOK THROUGH THAT

Ctp just stands around, being a guy.

COME ON PEOPLE VOTE FOR SOMEBODY

Or not, it's not like we've done a lot of that anyways.

SEND ME, I BEG OF YE ALL

I WOULD RATHER DIE AT THE HANDS OF A HORDE OF CHESTERS THAN A LEGION OF LEGLESS FIENDS

Ctp slaps auntischequester.

Has lifts her hand to have her point, but it just falls limply back down.

He moves to Chester orange and mr guy and repeats the action with them, but the result is the same.

He scowles, huffs. Glares at jaq pointing at auntischequester. Glances at DF pointing at CTP. Raises eyebrow, Walks to jaq. Taps jaq on shoulder, moves his arm to point at CTP. CTP points at jaq. Tilts head. Waits.

still voting for: Jaq

STill soikf
can;tn mofe
Vote:CTP

PANIC AND POINT EVERY WHICH WAY

LYNCH: CTP
ELECT: WHEAT

CTP shakes the hands of those pointing at him. Again he holds up 4 fingers then lowers 3. He waggles his pinky.

He then holds up four fingers and then makes finger-guns. He points the finger guns at himself and "fires". He uses his other hand to travel from the "barrel" of the finger gun to his chest. The finger bounces off his chest. He stands smiling then Waggles his pinky again.