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05-29-2016, 03:33 AM
you know the drill

start pissing and i'll tell you which of the five rules you're breaking
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05-29-2016, 03:46 AM
(05-29-2016, 03:41 AM)Wheat Wrote: »[Image: tumblr_lrpbjoHfOy1qdaaw6o1_500.gif]

pisses rules 1
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05-29-2016, 04:01 AM
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 04:06 AM
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 04:39 AM
I don't take a piss without getting paid.
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 01:45 PM
(05-29-2016, 03:48 AM)Wheat Wrote: »flush pee piss pee wee wee urine stream niagra falls

pisses rules 1 and 2

(05-29-2016, 04:01 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i'm the greatest urinator in all the land!

pisses rule 1

(05-29-2016, 04:06 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »yellow

pisses rule 2 and 3

(05-29-2016, 04:39 AM)Bobert Wrote: »I don't take a piss without getting paid.

pisses rule 4 off
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 02:47 PM
if it's yellow let it mellow.
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 03:32 PM
(05-29-2016, 02:47 PM)PKBT Wrote: »if it's yellow let it mellow.

pisses off
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 04:28 PM
Urine for it now!
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 04:55 PM
(05-29-2016, 04:28 PM)Lankie Wrote: »Urine for it now!

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05-29-2016, 05:38 PM
peenuts
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 08:48 PM
(05-29-2016, 05:38 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »peenuts

pisses on rule 5
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05-29-2016, 08:49 PM
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05-29-2016, 09:38 PM

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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 10:48 PM
mine is 1.6 minutes
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RE: pissing contest
05-29-2016, 10:49 PM
has wheat started a pee Bowel Movement?
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RE: pissing contest
05-30-2016, 12:01 AM
this has turned into a literal pissin contest. who can possibly beat wheats time now?????? no one

let me see you try

okay no, no

put that thing away.

i didnt mean it literally
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05-30-2016, 12:07 AM
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05-30-2016, 12:52 AM
(05-29-2016, 10:28 PM)Wheat Wrote: »i've really got to pee. i'll time it and report back to the thread

pisses rule pi

(05-29-2016, 10:48 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »mine is 1.6 minutes

rule pi

(05-29-2016, 10:49 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »has wheat started a pee Bowel Movement?

pee pee

(05-30-2016, 12:01 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »this has turned into a literal pissin contest. who can possibly beat wheats time now?????? no one

let me see you try

okay no, no

put that thing away.

i didnt mean it literally

pisses rule 3

(05-30-2016, 12:07 AM)a52 Wrote: »[Image: jyaj8op.jpg]

whoa
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RE: pissing contest
05-30-2016, 01:58 AM
I feel unsanitary knowing that this thread exists.
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RE: pissing contest
05-30-2016, 03:42 AM
(05-30-2016, 01:58 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I feel unsanitary knowing that this thread exists.

make peace

(05-30-2016, 02:03 AM)Wheat Wrote: »I can make urethra evacuation ten times more distanced than anyone else here!!!

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make peas

(05-30-2016, 02:14 AM)Wheat Wrote: »[Image: TWX0tE.gif]

make pees
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RE: pissing contest
05-30-2016, 09:56 AM
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uh oh... gotta take a wizz
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RE: pissing contest
05-30-2016, 07:02 PM
(05-30-2016, 09:56 AM)Sadgi Wrote: »[Image: QtxtZsE.png?1]
uh oh... gotta take a wizz

passes water
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