Post making contest 2.0

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Nymphs blitz quick vex dwarf jog.

So, wh0 broke Shredded?

ZERO

This is an idea we had. Does it work out?

You think if we leave enough posts for Akumu to grade he'll just give up and give us the win?
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I want to get Mr. Akumu's Wild Ride.

You think if we leave enough posts for Akumu to grade he'll just give up and give us the win?
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This post begins with a letter. Real talk: i hurt. This is an award winning post.

i'm on strike. these rules are unfair and i refuse to solve them but i could.

This post complies with none of the rules!


This post complies with none of the rules!

I think maybe if we list them out in real word terms, we can deduce what the first rule is.

The question is does anybody have any clue whatsoever

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There was that one rule earlier where the post above yours must also comply with the other rules. Have we banned that one yet/have we tried filling a page with nothing but fierce rivals?

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cwm glyphs fjord

This post complies with rule 3.

btp: This is turning into quite the j0b.

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

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uhh...dicks???

This post complies with rule 3.

What is the haps in this thread?

This post complies with rule 3.

0: There is a theme
1: Mystery???
2:start and end with same letter.
3: Have the same number of colors as sentences.
4: I haven't thought about this one yet.
5. Have a 0 in the text of a post.

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

This post complies with none of the rules!

rule 2 doesn't seem to be starts and ends with the same letter though. aks confirms that this post not passing was not a mistake:

Not yet, to my knowledge. My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium. Maybe someday my drams will ascend. Also, Solaris again.

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Not yet, to my knowledge! My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium! Maybe someday my drams will ascend! Also, Solaris again!

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Not yet, to my knowledge! Even my drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium! Maybe someday my drams will ascend! Dragon Fogel strikes again!

This post complies with rule 2!

To Rule 0: Circles, I proport.

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

H0rses, eh?

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

b00m00b

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

One sentence starting and ending with the same letter seems reliablo.

One could play it safe by having all sentences have the same beginning and endingo.

This post complies with rule 3.

whoops i forgot i am on strike now!

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 4.

!fuck kcuf!

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

Might there be a way for multi-sentence posts to pass rule 2, g0m?

Neon.

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

I am now caught up and what the fuck.

This post complies with rule 3.

The quick brown Sruix jumps over the lazy g0m, right?

This post complies with rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

guess i better get in gear now my fierce rival ( g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

This post complies with rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Oh fuck it rule 4 can have its own page.

This post complies with rule 3.

Well that was incredibly uninstructive.

We need more than two template sentences that pass rule 4, really.

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I am suddenly extremely suspicious of something rule 5 suggests, but I don't know if I have enough information to go anywhere with it? I guess we sort of know rules 2 and 3, right?

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sruix get on discord and have an actual conversation with us about these terrible rules

This post complies with rules 2 and 3!

if I get on Discord I will not sleep

that's a fact

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How do I get in on this dischord place

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Discord is sort of like a cross between irc and skype? It has both group voice chat and text chat. (voice chat can be kind of buggy if you haven't downloaded the desktop version i hear.) We're on a channel called discondor and here's a link for it caution: discord channel links have a limited time frame for some reason. this expires in 24 hours but it's pretty easy to find someone to shoot you a link if you still need one after this length of time.

sruix: don't be such a "little bitch", get on discord and save us from rules hell please

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I knew what it was, I just needed a link I guess. Now I'm there, though! Thanks!

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ABCDEFGHIJKLM

This post complies with rule 3.

NOPQRSTUVWXYZ

This post complies with rules 3 and 5!

"The alphabet: it's mostly letters" a sruix pearl of wisdom

This post complies with rule 3!


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Nymphs blitz quick vex dwarf jog.

This post complies with rules 3 and 4.

So, wh0 broke Shredded?

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

ZERO

This post complies with rule 3.

This post complies with none of the rules (honorary rule 5)!

This is an idea we had. Does it work out?

This post complies with rule 2!

You think if we leave enough posts for Akumu to grade he'll just give up and give us the win?
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This post complies with all rules! Congratulations! Rules post soon!

This post complies with rule 3, and was made by an utter bastard.

I want to get Mr. Akumu's Wild Ride.

This post complies with none of the rules!

Okay this post does not pass rule one, because there is n0 rule one.

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

This post complies with none of the rules!

You think if we leave enough posts for Akumu to grade he'll just give up and give us the win?
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This post complies with all rules! Congratulations! Rules post soon!

This post complies with none of the rules!

This post begins with a letter. Real talk: i hurt. This is an award winning post.

This post complies with rule 2!

This post complies with none of the rules!

This post breaks rule one, thus demonstrating that i have a comprehensive understanding of it.

NOPQRS

TUVWXYZ

This post breaks rule one, thus demonstrating that i have a comprehensive understanding of it.

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

NOPQRS

This post complies with rule 3.

TUVWXYZ

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

Z

TUV

WXY

Z

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

TUV

This post complies with rule 3.

WXY

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

X

(0 x 0)

X

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

(0 x 0)

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

sadness intensifies

discord died