Chester Mafia Requiem: CHEST IN PEACE

Oh my. Thank you for your support, all of you. It's been a long, exhusting campaign, filled my many ups and downs, but at last the end is in sight. I feel so humbled to finally get the recognition I've always deserved and be crowned as King Of All Chesters. I wish I could thank every last one of you personally for your continued support over the last few hours, I really do. But who has that kind of time?

Moving on, I'm still not feeling too great on Pharmdrugs. (What kind of monster makes someone do their own laundry?) But I guess Snake is as good of a lynch as any. I really didn't like the way they managed to slither out of the noose yesterday.

Elect: Chesterpaul
Lynch: The Snake
> Gather some leaves together and try to form them into a bunch of makeshift "I Voted" stickers and place them all on the Public Inventory Table for anyone who wants them.

Vote: The Snake

vote: the snake

Lynch: The Snake

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Unelect: Chesterpaul
Lynch: Chesterpaul
Elect: Chestcaliber Forever

You betrayed your constituents, you cold-blooded bastard! For this, I will never forgive you!

I...I am so moved...

Elect: Chestcaliber
Lynch: Chesterpaul (sorry but I gotta impress the ladies)
NATIONAL ANIMAL: SNAKE.

Friends, it has been Eagle Time for long, longer than any of us can recall. But today, it is time to move forward. Eagles are great, and shall remain near and dear to us, but is it not time to embrace a new creature of nature? Is it not time to embrace our slithery brethren?

WOOP ZOOP IT'S SNAKE FOR NATIONAL ANIMAL TIME

Man we've got a bunch of scardy chesters here! Afraid of a few hyperintelligent snakes!

"Oh, no, I don't want to vote in elections, I don't want to vote for national animals, these might be THIRD PARTY WIN CONDITIONS. better off sitting here doing nothing!"

btp starts yelling and criticizing all available chesters. (except for Mr. Guy soooo dreamy!) he runs raving through the chester courtyard raving about snakes.


> LIST OF DISTRACTED CHESTERS

I just have no clue what's going on here any more. So, random and arbitrary voting it is!

Lynch: BTP
Elect: Auntie Schquiester
National Animal: Wheatthins

>:O

Vote: Solaris

Explain, young man, what the sam hill you're doing trying to pilfer my stuff!

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Oh shit you guys I don't want any nuclear wars! Unelect: Chesterblooded until we have a safe anonymous democratic place to elect our leaders, partylives, and state birds.

In the meantime, we've got to lynch SOMEONE today. And as much as I'd love to see any dastardly reptiles hung up, the only thing worse than literal reptiles is figurative ones who LIE or STEAL.

SOLARIS.

Vote: Solaris.

What have you got to say for yourself young man?

So Solaris, were you able to get her crap for me or what?

No, the old broad wasn't drunk enough >:T

As for what I have to say for myself,
HEY
SHE HAS A GOLF CART
A
GOLF
CART

Chesters, tell the truth, to me, if any of you had the knowledge of this, a GOLF CART, a tool of majesty and movement, capable of things so great and wonderful, THE ABILITY TO MOVE OVER LAND ON A CART! The power, the beauty, the majesty of driving one... NO CHESTERS, I did no crime! The true crime is that this woman has kept this vehicle of wonder to HERSELF!

VOTE SCHAZER

That's because little miscreants like you go hooning all over the place in them! Every Chester and their snake seems to have one of the darn things, it's not my problem if you can't go one day without running yours into some poor Chester!

LIES
I KNOW OF NO OTHER GOLF CARTS!
If other people have them, then why don't we see it huh?
HMMMMMMMMMM?
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Guys...I...I have a terrible confession to make.

I have thieved.

Nay! Not only have I thieved. I have thieved from our dearly departed Mirdini.

But why? Why would I do such a thing? Surely I had some good reason.

No. It was simply because I could.

Not only did I theif. I stood by while other theivers were accused of crimes. While I accused others of theivery. The guilty snake hisses foremost. and I was the hissiest.

For this reason I must choose to face my fate.

Lynch: btp

Mr. Guy...I hope you can forgive me. You won my heart/momentary grope session, it was the only action I have ever had ever.

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Spoiler Also Cat's about to get hard-core run over by a truck

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oh no not pharmdrugs!

Well, you heard BTP's confession. Vote for this shameful thief with the time we have remaining in the day. It is clearly the only way to set an example for other nefarious criminals.

Lynch: wait I'm already voting him, okay then.

Well, if he's confessed, there's not much else to do.

Lynch: BurglarTheProwler
( see what i did there )

He's totally one of those vote masochists, hence why I'm sticking to Solaris.

Vote: BTP
I'LL GET YOU TOMMORROW YA OLD WOMAN

I ammm

Hesitant!

To lynch someone who asks for it

Like it makes it seem like some sort of plot

But on the other hand nobody else is close to getting it

And I don't want to appear soft on theft crime

Vote: btp

vote: no lynch

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Spoilerit's a dangerous game we play

You're ten minutes!

Uh, vote snakes? No no....

Who can I vote for that will get me a golf cart. I heard we were getting free golf carts!!!

The sig above me says vote btp, so I have to do what it says (it's very persuasive.

Vote: BTP

I was going off of your timestamp when you said 10 minutes. Honestly I don't know.

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meaning I was aiming for the 11:00 but figured 11:01 was okay too