Good patent ideas
04-22-2009, 04:03 AM
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Good patent ideas
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Good patent ideas
04-22-2009, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by a deleted user
golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:30 AM
Canned bread
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:39 AM
a genetically engineered monkey that can be eaten by bananas
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:42 AM
fire. nobody's patented fire yet, you'll make a killing
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:45 AM
a page a day calendar where every day, is a different page
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:51 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2015, 04:51 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
time.
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:51 AM
(10-08-2015, 04:51 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »time. nobody's patented time yet, you'll make a killing
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:52 AM
a write-your-own-US-constitution mad lib. we might not be able to patent this since it's what basically everyone does anyway
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:56 AM
if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:57 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2015, 04:57 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
Earth! No one's patented Earth yet! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! A-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 04:59 AM
a "DEfirmative action" button. or a "affirmative INaction" bumper sticker, not sure. "infirmative deaction??" work in progress, point is, minorities don't need more opportunity than they currently have
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:01 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2015, 05:01 AM by ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆.)
(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Canned bread best patent since sliced bread edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:03 AM
jelly beans shaped like the body parts of ronald reagan. head, torso, leg, etc. it's for communion
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:06 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2015, 05:06 AM by ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆.)
a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with a heavyhanded political moral
edit: oh wait, wheat already posted that one last page under a spoiler
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2015, 05:09 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
(10-08-2015, 05:01 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Canned bread any modification to an existing or outdated patent cannot be patented. For example, combining two types of screwdrivers into one screwdriver is a modification to one or the other screwdriver. Maybe if you slice the can with a Limited Edition Canned Bread Can Slicer™ oh no, that's my patent now
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:09 AM
autodialer that tells people the wrong places and times voting booths open, that knows only how to dial minorities
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:11 AM
Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:12 AM
(10-08-2015, 05:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins banks are already just tombs for dollars
RE: Good patent ideas
10-08-2015, 05:15 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2015, 05:15 AM by ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆.)
jimmy... you know how your allowance was getting sick... so we took it out to the stock market, where it can run and play with all the other definitely-real money and get fresh air! it just wants to circulate, jimmy, it's much happier now
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