FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa

Breed Serenity with the Airplane to get Serenity, the smuggling ship.

Put Serenity down for a rest

and plant her unconscious body. In the floor of the airplane. And make sure she gets lots of water

Humans are livestock, not plants, you fucking idiot.

that won't stop me from trying

Put Serenity down for a rest

and plant her unconscious body. In the floor of the airplane. And make sure she gets lots of water

Humans are livestock, not plants, you fucking idiot.

that won't stop me from trying

try this one more time and you are banned from this thread

Computer: Analyze Rum

try this one more time and you are bananad from this thread

> implant chloroplasts into Serenity to convert her into plant matter and also somehow revitalize her. Somehow

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try this one more time and you are bananad from this thread

> implant chloroplasts into Serenity to convert her into plant matter and also somehow revitalize her. Somehow

Goodbye! See you on the other side!

Computer: Analyze Rum

You whip out your cell phone to analyze the rum.

"Yo ho ho! A bottle of rum is created by fermenting Sugarcane. Nobody knows why it's called rum."

Oh, so instead of growing more Rum, you'll probably end up growing Sugarcane. Honestly, I was expecting little tiny Rums so I'm a little disappointed.

Proceed with the planting?

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Plant souls of nearby passengers.

Plant souls of nearby passengers.

nah


whose hair?

Nah

Plant yourself. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good. And the common good.

Nah

Plant yourself. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good. And the common good.

You are not a good person.

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Nah

Plant yourself. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good. And the common good.

You are not a good person.

I don't mean you, I mean the farmer. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good.

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Nah

Plant yourself. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good. And the common good.

You are not a good person.

I don't mean you, I mean the farmer. Sacrifices must be made for the greater farming good.

I meant Alanfa isn't a good person.

Does that mean they're going to do it?

Does that mean they're going to do it?

no because fuck you.

in fact, fuck this entire plane.

The pilot is dead. So is the copilot.

The murderer sits down and tries to fly the plane. He doesn't know how to fly a plane. He crash-lands it in a field of strawberries.

the end?

nearby pedestrian child: notice field of strawberry jam and run back to house to get as many mason jars as you can

Mother: "What are you up to, Mason?"

Son: "Oh, I saw some ripe strawberry jam around the field and I thought I'd help you harvest it."

Mother: // I just planted those seeds yesterday. They couldn't have bore fruit already, much less ripen. // <- the slashes mean it's a thought.

They both step outside the house.

Strawberry fields. Nothing is real.

You stumble out of the plane. "I've lost a lot of blood, " you say. I forgot to mention that you watered the seeds with your blood. You pass out.

Mason: Oh God, you've lost a lot of blood.

You lost the last 10% of your NRG from not being seated during the car crash. I forgot to mention that too.

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restart

restart

You are mayor of Farm Town.

What do you???

> Do.

> Do.

hey, didn't fortuna already have a forum that was separate from eagle time? what happened?

nvm i found out

hey, didn't fortuna already have a forum that was separate from eagle time? what happened?

Blew up due to spam bots, attempted to update the forums to stop stop spam bots. Said forum then proceeded to be set on fire because I am not a good forum hoster.

Edit: Aaaaand posted too slow