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FARM MUST HAVE Alanfa - OrangeAipom - 05-07-2015
Happy New Year! Tomorrow you're going to start a new life as a farmer. What's your name? When's your birthday?
RE: ???? MUST FARM - OTTO - 05-07-2015
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RE: ???? MUST FARM - goblin's - 05-08-2015
Alan Farmer Jr, 19 April
RE: ???? MUST FARM - Reyweld - 05-08-2015
Alan Farmer Sr, 9 June (unrelated)
RE: ???? MUST FARM - OrangeAipom - 05-08-2015
June is unrelated?
RE: ???? MUST FARM - Sai - 05-08-2015
Alana Farmer, 21 September
RE: ???? MUST FARM - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 05-08-2015
Negajack
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-08-2015
We are going to play as Alanfa, because the game limits names to six characters. I have no idea why because NPCs in this game have much longer names. It doesn't make any sense to me. Their gender is UP TO READER INTERPRETATION because I don't feel like making a sequel to this called "???? MUST FARM for Girls." That would be a waste of everyone's time. It would be the exact same shit except you'd be a girl. You know that. I know that. We know this. Good? Great.
I chose 21 September for the birthday. If your birthday is too early in the year, you won't get any presents because the villagers don't know you well enough to remember it.
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It's the Second of January at 6 AM. Spring has finally a'sprung. A farmer springs out of bed. "What a beautiful sunny morning!" she remarks.
We cut to our player character sitting on a plane. The light telling you to buckle up is off.
In your rucksack is a cell phone.
What will you do?
RE: ???? MUST FARM - Robust Laser - 05-08-2015
No reason to delay, let's get farming! Till the center aisle. Plant the in-flight meal.
RE: ???? MUST FARM - Infrared - 05-09-2015
Open your phone's browser, shitpost on Hawkspace.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-09-2015
(05-08-2015, 11:25 PM)cyber95 Wrote: »No reason to delay, let's get farming! Till the center aisle. Plant the in-flight meal.
You don't have a hoe yet. How will you get one?
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Coldblooded - 05-09-2015
Farm for EXP until you unlock more farming tools.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-09-2015
(05-09-2015, 12:32 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Farm for EXP until you unlock more farming tools.
Hoes cost MNY, not EXP.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-09-2015
Plant financial losses in the stewardess's mind
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - goblin's - 05-09-2015
Sell your cell
RE: ???? MUST FARM - OTTO - 05-09-2015
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RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-09-2015
You talk to the stewardess. Her name is Serenity. She sells drinks and not farm tools.
Apple Cider 1245
Orange Juice 2600
Grape Juice 3200
Prelude to Love 69696
Pineapple Juice 120000
Hyper Tea 444444
Pure Gold 999999
Rum 499
You have 500 MNY. Will you buy anything?
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - goblin's - 05-09-2015
Buy pure gold, tell Serenity you're good for it
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Reyweld - 05-09-2015
Buy a Rum, and then plant it.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-09-2015
You try to buy Pure Gold. You tell Serenity to put it on your tab. "This is an airplane, not a tavern. You have to pay now to get the drink."
You buy the rum. You have 1 MNY now.
Since there's no way to get a hoe on the plane, you attempt to plow the aisle lane with your fists. This is exhausting. You went from 100% NRG to 60% NRG.
You can drink the Rum for more energy, or you can plant it. If you plant it, you can water the field with your blood, but it will cost 50% of your NRG.
What will you do?
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Reyweld - 05-09-2015
Quote:plant it; water the field with your blood with cost 50% of your NRG.This.
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-09-2015
Put Serenity down for a rest
and plant her unconscious body. In the floor of the airplane. And make sure she gets lots of water
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - Loather - 05-09-2015
farm softly, lest you tread on my memes
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-09-2015
plant hauntingly dank memes in the passengers' minds. In light of recent events, they need to be reminded of just how dank the world is and celebrate its inherent mee-mee-ness
RE: Alanfa MUST FARM: FARM FACTORY 4 - OrangeAipom - 05-10-2015
(05-09-2015, 09:27 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Put Serenity down for a rest
and plant her unconscious body. In the floor of the airplane. And make sure she gets lots of water
Humans are livestock, not plants, you fucking idiot.