Snippets of the loud

"... Did I tell you about CFgjdvYUG's story he handed in for English? It was two gay guys climbing up Mount Everest, confessing their feelings for one another, and then being eaten by a bear. And Mrs. gyUTD loved it! I can't believe he can get away with doing such a big assignment in..."

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"... and you just left it in your locker to get moldy?"
"What else would I do with a wet bra?"
"Anything else. ..."

"... *amused* the bitch hit me in the head with a rock, so I bopped [my wound] just to see ..."

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"... *in awe* He ate ass and didn't even care ..."

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"... *pensive* If only I could get a tiny bit shorter and then I could reach under the ..."

"Galileo? Didn't he prove that the earth wasn't flat?" "No, you idiot, that was Isaac Newton!"

Overheard in an AP Physics class.

"I think I tend to repeat myself a lot -- I'm constantly reiterating the things I say. Just over and over again using different words, and..."

"-so, my foot is stuck right? im freaking out, the dog is having a seizure, and ive still got half a pie left-"

or better yet "keep that private! i dont want to explain to my brother why someone is walking-"