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"Welcome to my Palace. Would you be interested in a little challenge? No? Yes? It doesn't matter. Life is a series of challenges, and inevitably you will be challenged.

Tell me when you are ready for the first."

>heck yeck

This contract is sealed.

Lemme in

This contract is sealed.

What the...how did I get here???

This contract is sealed.

It's time to PARTY HARD

This contract is sealed. ;)

yo where's the bathroom

This contract is sealed.

Also, if you go down the great hall, it should be the fifteenth door on your right, and then the inner door to the immediate left.

As my grandfather always told me, "You don't get anywhere in life without volunteering yourself for potentially dangerous trials in a palace you have no idea how you got to."

This contract is sealed.

yes, i'd like to buy a vowel

This contract is sealed.

Choose your challenge. Each is difficult, but not equally. Decide wisely; afterwords, you will shape the kingdom to your needs and attempt prove your competence. I have little expectations for first attempts, and will leave the learning to you.

PLAGUE OF RATS

HYDRA EXTERMINATION

SIREN'S SCRAGS

hhhhhhhhhhail hydra no i don't think i can kill them. I'll happily critique the sirens' accapella rendition of The Proclaimers "I'm Gonna Swim (500 Miles)"

EAT RAT

Hydra extermination! I can't wait to send some vassals or knights to do it for me while I sit around and do sovereign ruler stuff all day

I guess...I'll go with Myeth to take care of the rats...

EAT RAT

What!? No get that out of your mouth! Does the word "plauge" not mean anything to you?

Uh..can we get some masks...preferably ones that protect us from rat-consuming impulses?

EAT RAT

how to exit palace

yeah i'll go sirenways

Love me some rats

what if i leave the palace instead

rat friends

I made a full game and then realised it was too complicated to be realistically run, and then I did nothing.

I'm tired of wasting my incredible powers I have in this thread so I'm going to start using them willy nilly and also make some sort of game out of it? I don't know.

mmmmm rat

Rat Chosen

Spend up to 20 Gold building your deck (anyone may contribute as long as money remains).

Cost 1
Field - HP 1 - 1 Work → 1 Gold
Serf - HP 1 - +1 Work

Cost 2
Hovel - HP 2 - Protect, (2 Work → 1 Serf)
Guard - HP 2 - Protect, +1 Attack

Cost 3
Wall - HP 3 - Protect, Persist
Noble - HP 1 - +1 Gold

3 Fields, 2 Serfs, 1 Hovel, 2 Guards, and 3 walls. Turtling is the way to go.

I’m open for anyone else to suggest an alternative.

blow it all on cheap wine

Specify the order you wish to play your cards, as well as if they are played (sideways). Otherwise, learn as you go.

HAND: 7
Rat - 1 HP - +1 Malice, 3 Malice → +1 Rat
Rat's Nest - 2 HP - Protect, “Death: +2 Rats”
Rat King - 3 HP - +3 Malice, 4 Malice → +1 Plague Token on Rat’s Plague
Field - HP 1 - 1 Work → 1 Gold
Field - HP 1 - 1 Work → 1 Gold
Hovel - HP 2 - Protect, (2 Work → 1 Serf)
Wall - HP 3 - Protect, Persist

PLAY: 1
Rat’s Plague - Tokens: ☠ - NA - Persist, Irrelevant, Genesis, “Survive: Deal 1 Damage at the end of the turn for each token, +1 Plague Token”

DISCARD: 0

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GRAVEYARD: 0

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DECK: 13

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x5 Rat
x1 Rat’s Nest
x1 Fields
x2 Serfs
x2 Guards
x2 Walls

Begin with a wall, then play a serf & field.
Also request simple explanations for actions.