plants are stupid

All these motherfuckers do all day is be total immobile layabouts and oxygen givers. What the fuck. Plants are fawking staooooowpiiiiiiiiiiddddd!!!!

Oh no, you made the plant sad

I agree! I agree!

You ever see a plant play volleyball? No. No. A plant has never once won a volleyball tournament. Not even once. Not the silver, or even the bronze.

In conclusion, get your shit together, plants.

fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.

fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.

buncha blood-havin punks

haha you are infuriated by animals

fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.

buncha blood-havin punks

I dont have blood, yet. :)

Im Robot! I like aminals! They move and sit and do taxes sometimes! Isn't that fascinating?

Plants are boring! Plants can't play fetch, disappointing.

fuck all of you right in your animal ass.

plants rule.

buncha blood-havin punks

I dont have blood, yet. :)

In the right context this would be the most eerie and ominous thing.

Plants today prevented me from obtaining garbage from underneath them to put into rubbish bins. What are they? Bereft of intelligence? Why would they do such an unintelligent and harmful self-destructive act as to obstruct me from removing garbage and making this worthless chunk of soil a better place for all forms of life? Oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhh.

You have 36 hours to undo this thread, or I will germinate the Calamity Seed,

You have 36 hours to undo this thread, or I will germinate the Calamity Seed,

Fuck you, you can't tell me what to do.

You have 36 hours to undo this thread, or I will germinate the Calamity Seed,

I don't know where this is from but it looks cool.

it's a friendly plant

gotcha, nerd

Some plants are accomplished star ship pilots



Have [b]YOU[ /b] driven a star ship recently?

Starships are a fictitious concept at present you buffoon. Also that plant looks like an ugly mantis with tentacles. PSSSSHHHHHH

it's a friendly plant

gotcha, nerd

But did you draw it? Also, if it wasn't drawn good I would have said something hyperbolic and abrasive to maintain the tone of the thread.

No but in sincere, serious honesty. I'm impressed by that drawing, it's top notch.

I didn't draw it, but I did commission good good Eaglefriend Gen to draw it (a while ago).

Gen art very good, agreed.

Ah how stupid of me. I've been a consumer of mostly her pixel based artworks, so I couldn't recognise it immediately. Gen's art I have always admired, her body of work is something I could just stare forever at like a doofusoid.

I'm the plant.

You're all under arrest.

I've done nothing wrong my fellow duplicitous and tricky cop. These plant monster mobsters are real insidious wise-guys.