Taxi Crab

You hail the Taxi Crab.

"Hey, Mister, where d'ya wanna get to?"

>I need to get BACK TO THE FUTURE!

THE YEAR 2076!

Out of this sand-hole please.

>Under the Sea

> Oh, thank god you speak Common. Just get me to the border, STAT. I'm sick of this place.

> That way (you say while pointing sideways)

>To the moon!

>All of the above

> TO HEAVEN.

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Spoilerthis is a reference to a 100% obscure short animation nobody has seen but I Dont Give A Heck

secretly hoping this is the Cash Crab

> Oh, thank god you speak Common. Just get me to the border, STAT. I'm sick of this place.

"Well, my mother always said, common is as common does."

"Wh ... What?"

"You know what I meant. Now, you got cash on you?"

What do you have?

You have many salamanders but not much else.

>I have this priceless relic, the last evidence of a long-forgotten civilization. Will that cover it?

I don't have money on me, but if you take me to an ATM I can get some out for you

Another, smaller crab

Another, smaller crab

"Yep, I got the best cash in the market." You pull the smaller crab out of your pocket.

"I don't want him. He's probably my enemy's son."

"Oh c'mon! Can't crabs agree to get along?"

"No."

I don't have money on me, but if you take me to an ATM I can get some out for you

"Okay, sure, I'll take you to the ATM. But if it turns out you can't get any money from it ..." The Taxi Crab looks at you gloweringly.

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You get on the Taxi Crab's back. It's a whirlwind, it's a wonder, seeing the blue ocean swirl all around you. But you can't enjoy the ride yet.

At the ATM machine, you insert your card.

Oh no! You forgot your PIN number! Any guesses for what it was?

What you actually need is your PINCH number - as in, hover around until you can see someone else put their details in then pinch their card and withdraw some taxicrab funds