Dog reporting thread (fake)

As I was walking home, I encountered a small black dog. It had three cute heads and a scorpion tail, which exploded like a firework when it touched me. As I pet the dog, its fur began to change, becoming orange and curly.

This dog could stand like a human, and did so. We had a heated argument over politics and then it shat right in front of me, while maintaining eye-contact. Then, it gave me a plastic bag which I tucked into my pocket before walking away.

I didn't, actually. This was a lie. This thread is for similar fictitious encounters with dogs.

I saw a cat i mean a dog once

I put on my dog and flew to school today. He was licking my neck while we were going. What a good boy.

Actually it was a jet-pack doing all those things.