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Dog reporting thread (fake) - Reyweld - 03-25-2018
As I was walking home, I encountered a small black dog. It had three cute heads and a scorpion tail, which exploded like a firework when it touched me. As I pet the dog, its fur began to change, becoming orange and curly.
This dog could stand like a human, and did so. We had a heated argument over politics and then it shat right in front of me, while maintaining eye-contact. Then, it gave me a plastic bag which I tucked into my pocket before walking away.
I didn't, actually. This was a lie. This thread is for similar fictitious encounters with dogs.
RE: Dog reporting thread (fake) - Ixcaliber - 03-25-2018
I saw a cat i mean a dog once
RE: Dog reporting thread (fake) - Reyweld - 03-29-2018
I put on my dog and flew to school today. He was licking my neck while we were going. What a good boy.
Actually it was a jet-pack doing all those things.