Normality

A young teen stands in his bed- oh. He's way ahead of me here. Hes got his name out and everything. Well okay then. A young teen stands in his kitchen. Your name is Iblis Crow. You have many hobbies, like GAMING, and SWORD FIGHTING. Though, you don't use actual swords. you just beat up each other with toy swords until one of you gives up. Today is your 13th birthday. You WOULD play around with letting whatever's out there try to guess your name, but you've seen enough HOMESTUCK to know that letting them do that isn't really a good idea.

What will you do?

>Make a gourmet omelet with chives and bacon. Treat yourself. It's your birthday, after all.

SMASH THE VASE, COLLECT ANY TREASURED GOODS HELD WITHIN