Guns don't kill people...

People kill guns!

Guns don't kill people, people don't kill people; no one has ever died and we don't know why.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. With guns.

Guns don't kill people, they're just sleeping.

Shh! You'll wake them up with your screaming.

Guns don't kill people, guns kill people.

Guns don't kill people, guns make peep hole!

Guns don't kill people, and probably aren't real anyways. I mean, have you seen a gun? Are you sure? No, no you're not.

Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people.

Guns don't kill people, at least, not unless they're hungry.

Lick your gun to keep it clean. This gun is your child. Love it. Nurture it.

A gun is like a bag full of frozen peas- no one wants what's inside.

Guns don't kill people, guns seduce people and then bring them home to their mansion where they suck the people dry of blood.

Guns don't kill people, guns apply paint to canvases. Obviously.

Guns don't kill people, people eat guns by peeling off the outer layer to get to the sweet insides.

Guns don't kill people, they only pretend to die when you make pew pew noises while pointing your finger at them.

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A gun is like a bag full of frozen peas- no one wants what's inside.

I eat peas from the frozen bag sumptuously. They are a treat that cant be beat.

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