On the nth day...

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Not for me. *Shoots finger gun at the weather*
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Too spooky for me; staying inside by the hearth, with dreams of a bone white Christmas.
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*chanting "let it snow" repeatedly, sweating*
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I have never seen that much lightning!
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"Life is, in a word, the Weather."
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On the nth day...
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On the first day of Christmas my True Love gave to me:
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
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#2
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On the second day of Birdsmas my Southern Belle gave to me:
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
#3
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On the second night of hunting season the game gave to me:
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
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On the fifth day of shopping for Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Yuletide, and whatever other holidays there are going on at this time, I had to get for me:
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
#5
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On the sixth moonrise of the Krakozoa DEATH PLANET, The One That Eats All Worlds delivered unto my hands:
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
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On the 9th of December, the remaining survivors had:
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
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On the tense tenth 10th in this resented tenement, ten intensely tense residents duly present:
  • Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
#9
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HErE Is a LIstST OF ALll of Ym GIRLF;rieaNS
  • Eleven different new Eevee-lution fakemons
  • Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
#10
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Yes, we are. Or at least I am.
  • Thirteen is a lucky number, Arceus darnit
  • Twelve defaults on loans because of this shopping list
  • Eleven different new Eevee-lution fakemons
  • Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
#11
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This crap doesn't rhyme, I must disavow it
  • Fourteen stern lectures and you might get the gist
  • Thirteen is a lucky number, Arceus darnit
  • Twelve defaults on loans because of this shopping list
  • Eleven different new Eevee-lution fakemons
  • Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
#12
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We can still bring this back!
  • Fifteen chess pawns
  • Fourteen stern lectures and you might get the gist
  • Thirteen is a lucky number, Arceus darnit
  • Twelve defaults on loans because of this shopping list
  • Eleven different new Eevee-lution fakemons
  • Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
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On the 100002th computational cycle of Computermas, my I/O stream gave to me
  • 100002 ASCII characters
  • Fifteen chess pawns
  • Fourteen stern lectures and you might get the gist
  • Thirteen is a lucky number, Arceus darnit
  • Twelve defaults on loans because of this shopping list
  • Eleven different new Eevee-lution fakemons
  • Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
#14
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Specials on tonight's menu:
  • Seventeen bite-sized legoes
  • 100002 ASCII characters
  • Fifteen chess pawns
  • Fourteen stern lectures and you might get the gist
  • Thirteen is a lucky number, Arceus darnit
  • Twelve defaults on loans because of this shopping list
  • Eleven different new Eevee-lution fakemons
  • Ten sensible tents accented with scents, their extent and contents intended to be lent
  • Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
  • Eight bags of milk
  • Seven years of months
  • Six Diabolical Puppies
  • Five eagles carrying hundred dollar bills
  • Four eggs
  • Three infected bites
  • Two totaled trucks
  • A cartridge for a fair fee.
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