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SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-12-2014, 08:09 PM
It. Is. ON!!!
Rules:
1. Suggest something competitive.
2. SeaWyrm and I will compete.
3. ???
4. Winner.
You may join in the slapfight only if your avatar is reptile-related. No, Credit, a toaster is not a reptile.
Do you approve, SeaWyrm?
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-12-2014, 08:28 PM
competition round 1: write satirical screenplays no longer than 10 pages
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-12-2014, 08:36 PM
who can produce the most sensuous aroma?
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-12-2014, 10:23 PM
I approve of everything except that poll at the top of the thread, which is asking me to make a decision that is not only impossible, but downright nonsensical.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-13-2014, 04:29 AM
(10-12-2014, 08:36 PM)goblins Wrote: »who can produce the most sensuous aroma?
I'll have this be the first challenge because a'int nobody got time for the other choice (i'll get around to that eventually).
your move, wyrmy.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-13-2014, 04:51 AM
A good choice, but frankly, if it was me, I'd have gone with the purple.
In any case, here's some frying freshly-caught cod:
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-13-2014, 05:11 AM
i vote garuru, because theirs is the only one that seems like it could get you high if you kept at it long enough, and i hate fish
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-13-2014, 05:28 AM
You've never gotten high off fried cod? What a poor, sad existence you must lead.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-13-2014, 05:36 AM
vote for pedro. haha
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-13-2014, 06:02 AM
I'm not sure I can compare those aromas adequately; my vote goes to whoever can produce an aroma that best panders to me personally.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-13-2014, 12:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-13-2014, 01:11 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
My vote goes to however has the most metallic-tasting food. Like the edge of a blade in someone's throat. A friendly edge of a blade, of course. This is a competition calling for good sportsmanship!
Although I've been leery of this tryst from the VERY BEGINNINNNNG,,,
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 12:37 AM
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(10-13-2014, 06:02 AM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »I'm not sure I can compare those aromas adequately; my vote goes to whoever can produce an aroma that best panders to me personally.
EDIT: I'm not really sure what "sleeping" smells like.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 01:04 AM
um obviously it smells like dreams. have an orange dreamsicle, slo
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 02:15 AM
...well, dang.
Wait, no, you can't smell those. They're too cold. Hah! But you know what you CAN smell?
The carbonation will carry the aroma directly into your nostrils. It's a scientific fact.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 02:46 AM
They're digital aromas. I can just smell the smells of Google Smell
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 03:22 AM
(10-14-2014, 02:46 AM)Wheat Wrote: »I think you're supposed to work out w/o applying speed stick and then test it in public and film reactions to show who produces the most sensuous aroma. These pictures are not evidence of you producing any aromas.
I will do just that when these come out: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...rable.html
(no i won't theyre too expensive and id prefer that this contest doesnt cost money to anybody)
and seawyrm, your olfactory orifices must be clogged up from all that salt water youve been swimming in because i can smell dreamsicles just fine.
they smell better than you'll ever know.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 03:43 AM
Salt water is cleansing. You must be deluding yourself. Everyone knows that cold things don't smell like anything.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 05:41 PM
Smell, as a chemical medium, works less efficiently the colder an environment gets (and the drier as well, since the binding of molecules to scent receptors requires an aqueous medium, I think), so I have to go with SeaWyrm on this one.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 05:58 PM
Fair enough. It does have a distinctive aroma when it's warmer (melted) so that's what I was going with I guess. SeaWyrm's drink was probably more fitting but it didn't have Orange Dream in the name.
Garuru: 1 (for the lemon scented marker)
SeaWyrm: 1 (for the orange cream soda)
Next challenge, bigro's "Stop Laying Eggs! Challenge"
I am a male, so I win automatically.
Not sure about SeaWyrm, though, and I don't want to presume.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 06:39 PM
I am a male as well.
You do not win automatically. Neither of us wins. You cannot stop doing something that you haven't started doing.
I, however, will leverage the fact that to "lay an egg" is a colloquialism for farting. I claim to have farted in the past. I will now cease farting.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 07:51 PM
Sunbasking contest, best of three.
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
10-14-2014, 11:43 PM
Race to scrape the most algae off the seafloor around the Galapagos islands
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RE: SeaWyrm v Garuru Slapfight
12-07-2014, 11:56 PM
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