Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

So, I've been gone for a while. Why are we shanking the Cat? WHO CARES? SHANK CAT!!!!

dalmationer if you have a creative block, why don't you put it on your mech

it sounds like something that would be interesting on a mech

Dalm, put a box on your mech

the first package has a 1 and a 2 in the message. It's obviously meant for me.

any objections?

IT ALSO HAS A 0 IN THE MESSAGE EXPLAIN YOUR LOGIC FOR THAT ONE FIRST

Add another, smaller mech. If that isn't on there already I mean. What is even on it right now? All the links for the pictures seem broken ta me.

I really think we should let the package have the other package; they're meant for each other and I think package totally deserves it. He's been a real standout guy through this whole ordeal, not wasting time, just jumping through the window, ready for action, ready to face the onslaught of a million shanks in the name of justice and packages.

Also cat can go to the vet another day, fluff posters must die Shank: C.H.W.O.K.A

Add another, smaller mech. If that isn't on there already I mean. What is even on it right now? All the links for the pictures seem broken ta me.

I really think we should let the package have the other package; they're meant for each other and I think package totally deserves it. He's been a real standout guy through this whole ordeal, not wasting time, just jumping through the window, ready for action, ready to face the onslaught of a million shanks in the name of justice and packages.

Also cat can go to the vet another day, fluff posters must die Shank: C.H.W.O.K.A

fractal bots. put a mech on the mech that has a mech on it, repeat infinitely

shank the guy with the fancy unicode stars

Vote: Dog

I say the second package should go to the winner of the Whale Duel.

Packaged Votals

Cat - 6 (Dragon Fogel, SupahKiven, amosmyn, Sruixan, Chwoka, speedchuck)
Chwoka - 5 (yd12k, Cat, antisequitur, Breadpocalypse, LegendaryQ)
Schazer - 2 (Plaid, Gnauga)
SupahKiven - 1 (Whimbrel)
Whimbrel - 1 (Phish)
FlyingPhish - 1 (Schazer)
"any Un-Dead" - 1 (Truegreen)
Acionyx - 1 (Seedy)
"Chaos Emeralds" - 1 (konec0)
Sanzh - 1 (Not The Author)

Abstaining - 15 (Solaris, Sai, Palamedes, Pharmacy, Granolaman, Coldblooded, TehPilot, cyber95, Niall, Deviant One, Sanzh, Dalmationer, Scoffles, Acionyx, Ixcaliber)

Day Four ends in ~64 hours at 2:00 PM EST on Thursday, August 21st.

With 35 players alive it takes 18 votes to groupshank.

elect cat

gonna elect: konec0 for that package.
the second one, anyway

I totally thought I voted for Cat.
Vote:Cat

Also
Elect:Cat because there's no way that giving the gift to a zombie that we are about to kill again can gowrong.

Shank Acionyx because reasons.

Elect Cat the Purrkage.

Shank Chwoka

elect pharms

the first package has a 1 and a 2 in the message. It's obviously meant for me.

any objections?

IT ALSO HAS A 0 IN THE MESSAGE EXPLAIN YOUR LOGIC FOR THAT ONE FIRST

Does anybody remember what the k stands for? no?

Case closed I win.

elect: yd12k for package 1

Who Said Anything About Elections

Cat - 7 (Dragon Fogel, SupahKiven, amosmyn, Sruixan, Chwoka, speedchuck, Sai)
Chwoka - 6 (yd12k, Cat, antisequitur, Breadpocalypse, LegendaryQ, Phish)
Schazer - 2 (Plaid, Gnauga)
Acionyx - 2 (Seedy, Pharmacy)
SupahKiven - 1 (Whimbrel)
FlyingPhish - 1 (Schazer)
"any Un-Dead" - 1 (Truegreen)
"Chaos Emeralds" - 1 (konec0)
Sanzh - 1 (Not The Author)

Abstaining - 13 (Solaris, Palamedes, Granolaman, Coldblooded, TehPilot, cyber95, Niall, Deviant One, Sanzh, Dalmationer, Scoffles, Acionyx, Ixcaliber)

Day Four ends in ~56 hours at 2:00 PM EST on Thursday, August 21st.

With 35 players alive it takes 18 votes to groupshank.

Who Said Anything About Elections

Okay what.

I just grab the package because screw obtusety

yd12k tries to grab an unspecified package, resulting in him grabbing neither package as he lands square between them.

I get up and grab the first package

I AM VOTING TO SHANK KONEK0 BECAUSE GET WRECKED, KONEK0.

ALSO.

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dalmationer if you have a creative block, why don't you put it on your mech

it sounds like something that would be interesting on a mech

Here! You can have Granola's severed limb!

I was gonna toss it out because it was getting pretty grotty but thought you'd like it as a souvenir.

THE SHAWSHANK MALEDICTION V.4.0

PATCH NOTES.

• ADDED GRANOLAMAN'S ARM.
  
• ADDED CREATIVE BLOCK. IT IS MADE OF PURE MATTER (THE OPPOSITE OF ANTIMATTER, HENCE IT CREATES THINGS INSTEAD OF DESTROYING THEM) AND IS PROBABLY A POWER SOURCE OR SOMETHING? I AM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IT EVEN DOES.
  
• ADDED NEW AND IMPROVED TORSO WITH MOD SUPPORT.
  

GET WRECKED NERDS.

SCHAZER, LEGENDARYQ, YOU'RE GREAT THANKS.
AND THE REST OF YOU YOU REALLY HELPED.

WAIT SORRY I MEANT SHANK KONEK0 FORGOT TO RED IT.

I get ye second package

I get ye second package

I slip Phish the old Haitian Divorce and supplant the package in his grasp with a quick smack to the face. The package is mine.

Current Holder of Package One: yd12k

Current Holder of Package Two: antisequitur

What will they do with them? Nobody knows! That's the excitement!