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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 02:35 PM
Oh yeah Niall, I'd like to buy a drink for Sruixan.
Give him a Blowjob if you will.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blow_Job_(cocktail)
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 03:17 PM
(07-28-2014, 02:35 PM)amosmyn Wrote: »Oh yeah Niall, I'd like to buy a drink for Sruixan.
Give him a Blowjob if you will.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blow_Job_(cocktail)
Sure thing Amos, but I'm not forcing it down his throat. It'll be up to him to choose whether or not he imbibes the light fantastic. Mix: Blowjob
Quote:Blowjob
30 ml Irish Cream
30 ml Coffee Liqueur
30 ml Bartender's Secret
Whipped Cream
Combine all liquids in shaker and shake with ice.
Strain into a shot glass (double size, of course) and top with whipped cream. Serve.
*ding* *ding* *ding* "Drinks up!"
Where is that damn waiter?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 03:33 PM
Can I get something that's got a lethal amount of alcohol in it? Please and thank you.
Also Vote: Chocopi
As much as existence pains me, I agree that we need to focus down on some of these lurkers.
I got dibs on Beruru.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 03:57 PM
Shank: Prime Intellect
In other news, only one fun-loving party goer tried to shank me last night, so I certainly hope more of you get up the energy to have a good time shanking me.
Fuck zombies. Honestly, I'm tired of their pervasive grip on the popular imagination. Whatever happened to plain old ghosts?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 03:58 PM
OR DEMONIC POSSESSION!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 04:06 PM
I COULD HAVE MADE A JOKE THERE ABOUT HOW ZOMBIES HAD A DEATH GRIP ON THE MEDIA BUT THAT WOULD HAVE SUCKED SO I'M GLAD I DIDN'T.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 04:20 PM
shank CPI for roleclaiming Ghandi and then not nuking us.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 04:23 PM
Well, I can't say I've ever had a Blowjob before, you know, but I would be more than happy to try one... but only, amos, if you give it to me personally. None of this middleman malarkey - if you wish for me to sample your shooter, then you need to be brave enough to approach me in the flesh and give it to me willingly. You know now that I'm interested, so you just have to put the effort in. But hey, go easy now! If this turns out to be the start of something, then I will not hesitate to whip out my blade and do you in for good...
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 04:59 PM
(07-28-2014, 03:33 PM)Granolaman Wrote: »Can I get something that's got a lethal amount of alcohol in it? Please and thank you.
Also Vote: Chocopi
As much as existence pains me, I agree that we need to focus down on some of these lurkers.
I got dibs on Beruru.
Yeah, dem lurkers gotta go. I'll respect only the bravest shanker that laughs in the face of pointy knives. As for the drink, Mix: True Kamikaze
Quote:True Kamikaze
2x750ml bottles of Triple Sec
2x750ml bottles of Triple Distilled Vodka
1.5 Liters of Lime Juice
30ml of Bartender's Secret
Watermelon
Pour all ingredients into a bucket. Add 500 grams of ice.
Stir with the flat end of an oar. Garnish with half a watermelon jammed onto the rim of the bucket.
Serve.
Now, as a responsible bartender I must let you know that even if you drink a portion of this discontented beverage you will be severely intoxicated tonight and have a painful hangover tomorrow. Should you choose to drink all of your death-wish-in-a-pail, you will probably die. "This message brought to you by BiRD, the Bitches for Responsible Drinking."
"Drinks up!"
EBWORTCLBIP (Edit By Way Of Reading The Chat Log Before I Post): Amos, you're more than welcome to come and collect the drink you requested from the bar. It's not like our waiter is earning their tips anyway. Same goes for the rest of you. This day won't last forever.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 06:10 PM
(07-28-2014, 04:23 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Well, I can't say I've ever had a Blowjob before, you know, but I would be more than happy to try one... but only, amos, if you give it to me personally. None of this middleman malarkey - if you wish for me to sample your shooter, then you need to be brave enough to approach me in the flesh and give it to me willingly. You know now that I'm interested, so you just have to put the effort in. But hey, go easy now! If this turns out to be the start of something, then I will not hesitate to whip out my blade and do you in for good...
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 06:12 PM
Niall, a Zombie please.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 06:15 PM
i feel like this went to a bad place
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 06:41 PM
(07-28-2014, 06:12 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »Niall, a Zombie please.
Appropriate for the setting, but if you're after the real thing I think LegendaryQ is looking for a dance partner right about now. Mix: Zombie
Quote:Zombie
30ml White Rum
30ml Dark Rum
30ml Golden Rum
30ml Apricot Brandy
15ml 151-Proof Rum
30ml Pineapple Juice
30ml Lime Juice
30ml Bartender's Surprise
Combine all ingredients into a shaker with ice.
Shake thoroughly and try not to contemplate your inevitable demise and the nature of death itself in light of the living death mingling with the living as you serve drinks to a hostile patronage.
Pour into a highball glass and garnish with a crazy straw and a maraschino cherry.
Wipe the nervous sweat from your brow.
*ding* *ding* *ding* "Drinks up!"
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 06:44 PM
Man, what's this "Bartender's Surprise."
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 06:59 PM
(07-28-2014, 06:44 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »Man, what's this "Bartender's Surprise."
Poison.
You gotta keep up, man
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:04 PM
Poison? Sacrilegious!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:06 PM
MAKE ME A DRINK THAT IS AS POWERFUL AS ME WHILE I UPGRADE MY MECH.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:14 PM
Hey, Dalm, can I fuel your mech with my drink.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:17 PM
(07-28-2014, 04:59 PM)Niall Wrote: »Quote:True Kamikaze
2x750ml bottles of Triple Sec
2x750ml bottles of Triple Distilled Vodka
1.5 Liters of Lime Juice
30ml of Bartender's Secret
Watermelon
Pour all ingredients into a bucket. Add 500 grams of ice.
Stir with the flat end of an oar. Garnish with half a watermelon jammed onto the rim of the bucket.
Serve.
Now, as a responsible bartender I must let you know that even if you drink a portion of this discontented beverage you will be severely intoxicated tonight and have a painful hangover tomorrow. Should you choose to drink all of your death-wish-in-a-pail, you will probably die. "This message brought to you by BiRD, the Bitches for Responsible Drinking."
"Drinks up!"
*Goes to town on that monster with the world's biggest crazy straw*
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:23 PM
THIS ISN'T POWERED BY FUEL, IT'S POWERED BY SOU-SCIENCE. IT'S POWERED BY SCIENCE.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:30 PM
Souls? Science? High alcohol content drinks? All the same.
Totally.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:35 PM
BARTENDER'S SUPRISE IS LITERALLY SHIT
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:37 PM
But is it the good shit? Or the bad shit?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 07:58 PM
Shank Tehpilot
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Three: Riptime Bechop Jazz (47/71 Alive)
07-28-2014, 08:17 PM
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