Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Alright, when does the shanking begin? I can't contain my bloodlust much longer...

Alright, when does the shanking begin? I can't contain my bloodlust much longer...

Most probably sometime this weekend as a virus is currently shanking my sinuses/respiratory tract.

here mirdini inject this special white blood cell into your veins it will shank a virus and maybe also some organs. whatever it finds, y'know?

From the depths of the internet, an ancient ritual has been performed.

"Five witches, plus one more, will gather, at which point x1372 will be summoned"

Welcome back Sruix! Also everyone else too!

Sol reminded me forums are a thing and now I'd like to show you the sharp edge of my bread knife

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It's like a mafia family reunion here.

A family reunion that ends in copious amounts of fratricide.

Deens is like the mafia spirit of shanksgiving

where we all gather to be grateful for each other and to tear each others' throats out

so, like, regular old thanksgiving

Except with with a smaller mess to clean up afterwards.

It's like a mafia family reunion here.

A family reunion that ends in copious amounts of fratricide.

You're saying that like family reunions shouldn't end in copious amounts of fratricide. If you still doubt, I can definitively give you a proof. It does involve higher level mathematics, though, and I don't mean calculus, I mean (∀n•subst(a,v,number(n))∈Conseq(κ))∧not(forall(v,a))∈Conseq(κ).

hey look it's everyone

look the handle of my knif is a bird

Man everyone just came out of the woodwork xD

kiven what are you talking about? The last one alive has to get rid of the bodies and clean up all the blood. Do you know hard it is to get the stains out of carpet and getting rid of that dead body smell?

Wow over 50 players and wow that is more or less the entire mspa mafia community right there xD

This can only end in abject tragedy.

...



Good thing I brought a weapon.

Hey I don't think tommy guns are allowed.

I am ok with the mech.

what about a tommy gun that shoots knives

So.

Many.

People.

(to stab)

So.

Many.

People.

(to stab)

Here's one more

!

...oh.

You're going to stab me, aren't you.

!

...oh.

You're going to stab me, aren't you.

With a sharpened gavel

whats the reach on that

Taking bets on how many people are going to die N1. Anyone? Anyone?
I'm gonna say roughly a fifth of the players.

whats the reach on that

Terrible

But having the long arm of the law mitigates that

Asfsdfsesbfndgesdg?

Fdfdgsds.

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pssh with this many i am guessing atleast half will be human the end of the first night.