E-gallow Time
01-20-2012, 10:30 AM
In which I compose some kind of obituary for those summarily executed or exiled for crimes against my State.
The main crime is not being a people, and is punishable by being unpersoned, as has happened to:
Five users who clearly did not possess foreheads on which they could staple notes with their email passwords written on them - as a direct result of this design flaw, they failed to get their accounts activated before I noticed they all shared a taste in piss-poor usernames and IP addresses. I can't actually remember who they are, but you hopefully won't miss 'em too much.
AbbortStafford has meanwhile been struck through with a, uh, strikethrough, after peddling penis enhancements from their signature. This would not stand, so they now exist as a warning to other cock-extension clerks, prehensile prick-pawners, and nefarious manhood merchants.
(Also because having a banned user lets Pines mess around with how to dress it up nice when it's sitting around in the Memberlist and suchlike.)
This concludes the day's usernukings; Eagle Time Forums wish you a pleasant day!
The main crime is not being a people, and is punishable by being unpersoned, as has happened to:
Five users who clearly did not possess foreheads on which they could staple notes with their email passwords written on them - as a direct result of this design flaw, they failed to get their accounts activated before I noticed they all shared a taste in piss-poor usernames and IP addresses. I can't actually remember who they are, but you hopefully won't miss 'em too much.
AbbortStafford has meanwhile been struck through with a, uh, strikethrough, after peddling penis enhancements from their signature. This would not stand, so they now exist as a warning to other cock-extension clerks, prehensile prick-pawners, and nefarious manhood merchants.
(Also because having a banned user lets Pines mess around with how to dress it up nice when it's sitting around in the Memberlist and suchlike.)
This concludes the day's usernukings; Eagle Time Forums wish you a pleasant day!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow