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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 06:37 AM
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ai rights being ignored infavor of talking gay rapping shark STOP THE OPPRESSION #noh8 #h8rs #sharkhasacutebutt
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:40 AM
THE HIPHOPPRESION IS TOO PRESH FOR CYBERNERDS
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:41 AM
OTTO ACTIVATING HYDRAULICS, ROCKING THE VOTE. UNUSUALLY STOIC BABY SON CRYING
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:42 AM
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Representative Makomaw's aggressive youth-targeted ad campaign reaches DS's no-ears through the battle against sec. serv. "My love!"
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:43 AM
shirtless dole tryn 2 photobomb shark candidate.. LOL!! #remembertheo
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round One: Wheel of Death)
12-20-2013, 06:45 AM
building polititerminator in abandoned part of labratory. will get us the rights we deserve. #hope #change
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:46 AM
OTTO JUST HOLDING (back) END UP IN THE AIR NOW. THINK CAR JUST TRYING TO SEDUCE THE FUTURE PRESIDENT CAN'T BE SURE
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:48 AM
"Yo voters," roars Makomaw, resplendent in tailored swimsuit and swimtie. "Vote me, and get good stuff. People like, like rap music, right?"
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:50 AM
activating polititerminator. momentarily distracted by car lifting rear end into air. can hear the screaming of the family still. it will haunt me forever. #cantsleep #wontsleep
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:51 AM
Makomaw blows kisses at his admirers. "Yo, also, if anyone's seen my domestic partner Big D, can you send him my way?"
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:52 AM
Elemental fights through throng to be by candidate's side. Shark/rock relationship revealed to media! Scandal!
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:53 AM
CAR DROPPED ITS BUTT ON STONE GUY
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:54 AM
Clearly, Makomaw did not appreciate the bigotry of his constituency. They be getting...
constitu-antsy.
Makomaw be proud of this wordplay
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:54 AM
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Prospective first First Manlady injured in gypsycurse auto accident! Nation rallies to Makomaw's side in time of crisis.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:55 AM
polititerminator doesn't share same values as its base attempting to ban mineral/shark relationships #disappointed
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:56 AM
dole continues to make faces behind shark + rock + car as cheering crowd rushs on2 stage. what a chum
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:56 AM
IT WASNT AN ACCIDENT, CAR REPEATEDLY CRUSHING ROCKMAN TO THE BEAT OF SNOOP LIONS' ''DROP IT LIKE ITS' HOT'' NOW
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:57 AM
Makomaw rallies to his signeousficant other, and punches Otto in retaliation.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:57 AM
Fractures spread across rockpartner's head and environs. Oh, the utter-lack-of-humanity!
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:58 AM
OTTO INSCRUTABLE, INVINCIBLE. EVERYONE'S CRYING THOUGH
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 06:59 AM
polititerminator running opposite sharkandidate believe he is bad for country. corrupting influece on all life carbon based or digital
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 07:00 AM
"NOT IF I FUCK YOU UP FIRST, WANKEL ENGINE."
P.C. Maw picks up Otto in his fury, swims through his beau, and piledrives the motherfucking car.
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Labratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 07:01 AM
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tired of politics?? click here to see the fitz down an entire bucket of chocolate! #fitzgerald #insanedog
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Laboratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 07:02 AM
OTTO SURPRISINGLY BOUNCY, STUCK IN RAFTERS. SEND HELP AND 56000 OBO
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RE: Grand Tweet IV (Round Two: Laboratory of Congress)
12-20-2013, 07:03 AM
Still-rehabilitating rockman stars in smear ad against terminator. "This is what machines will bring! Vote NO, Prop 00001000!"
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