Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Renegade Electron.

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Crawl through the keyhole.

Originally posted on MSPA by redskap.

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>Dance! Everybody dance!

Bust a move

Originally posted on MSPA by chaos.

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>Dance! Everybody dance!

Bust a move

Dance and Groove

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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>Dance! Everybody dance!

Bust a move

Dance and Groove

Get on down and raise the roof

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Nigel: Peel off the door in a comedic fashion, then loot Steve's unconscious body

You fall to the floor with an onomatopoeia.

You would like to LOOT the animal known as Steve John, but you do not currently have any ranks in the LOOTIFY skill.

Crawl through the keyhole.

quickly, climb through the hole!

You do, however, have the LEAP skill! You apply it to get to the CONVENIENTLY SIZED HOLE in the DOOR.


Perhaps it is not as CONVENIENTLY SIZED as it first appeared.

>>Bob: Wake up

You are now Bob the Drip.

You have awakened from your bouts of MADNESS, and are in an UNFAMILIAR DUNGEON.

You hear a SUSPICIOUS NOISE, and turn to investigate.

...

GAH!

MEANWHILE...

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>>Wesley: View current status

...Good morning.

Originally posted on MSPA by Babel.

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Wesley - you need a shave. Even though you're feral, you're not going to attract all the flower shrubs by looking like the wolf plant. Stylize your shrubs into an attractive yet approachable beard.

Bob - Quickly save your thornberry!

Originally posted on MSPA by Not A Ninja.

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>Nigel: Gain SHRIVELED status to escape the keyhole (Surely you have begun to lose precious MANEUVER JUICES by being away from Wesley for so long)

>Bob: Whatever you do, DO NOT go into KEYHOLE MONSTER MADNESS.

>Wesley: Now that you have AWAKENED, check your Status.

Also,

>Steve John the Drop: Have a dream that explains why the military headquarters has been moved... and continue being awesome! (Even though you are knocked out)

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Bob: steal Steve's gun

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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wesley> grow some legsprouts and wreak havoc upon the city

also maybe grow some rocketlaunchersprouts

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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Wesley: Plan the doom of all air-breathers. Wait, you also breathe air. Something to that effect.

Nigel: Put all ranks into LOCKPICK SELF.

Or THORNOGRAPHY. This is a good time for it, I'm sure.

Originally posted on MSPA by Renegade Electron.

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Bob: Help Nigel

Originally posted on MSPA by FORRUNNER ALEX.

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Steve the Drop: barge into the room (poping thornberry out of the hole) shouting

[img]images/smilies/headbonk.gif[/img] LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIIIINNNNNNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted on MSPA by Not A Ninja.

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And for a second there I thought Thriggle had updated [img]images/smilies/mspa_reader.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by TimrodDX.

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Bob: Push NT out the keyhole.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Sorry to make you folks wait so long for such a small update! [img]images/smilies/icon_redface.gif[/img]

Forgive me?

>Wesley: Now that you have AWAKENED, check your Status.

You are now Wesley.

You have awoken from your HOMEOSTATIC INANIMATE STANDBY MODE. You proceed to survey your SURROUNDINGS.



During the night, your D®EAD BLOSSOM appears to have shriveled and fallen off. There is also a DEAD ANIMAL nearby.

You check your STATUS.



You have lost the POISONED Action Trait, your ENERGY RESERVES have replenished with the rising sun, and your TURGIDITY has returned to a comfortable level.

The NOXIOUS MERCURY has disappeared from your POISONOUS TRICK BLOSSOM, leaving it a mere TRICK BLOSSOM. You wonder briefly why it did not revert to a LURE BLOSSOM, but you're sure the MECHANICS of this ADVENTURE make perfect sense and are in no way being invented on the spot.

[img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Consume dead animal

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NEVERRRRR YOU SUCK A LOT MAN SRZLY UPDATE MOAR [img]images/smilies/pc_rancorous.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/pc_rancorous.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by Renegade Electron.

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Wesley: Plan the doom of all air-breathers. Wait, you also breathe air. Something to that effect.

Plan the doom of all oxygen-breathers. Wait, then they couldn't exhale CO[sub:3fj7onbw]2[/sub:3fj7onbw] and you'd suffocate. Plan the doom of something.

Originally posted on MSPA by grue.

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sprout a doom blossom to help you plot doom.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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thriggle I will never forgive you, I mean really, what the heck have you been spending all your time on, you can't have anything else that needs to be done-

...wait.

This...this is my fault. [img]images/smilies/mspa_reader.gif[/img]

>Use some energy to grow a VENUS DEAD-ANIMAL-TRAP on one of your branches. Flies are for the weak plants.

Originally posted on MSPA by Babel.

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Lose that rootify trait. It's time to go guerrilla.

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

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>Copter Blossom.

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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can we just suggest any type of blossom, or should we get some kind of list to see what we can do?

Originally posted on MSPA by Wesley Foxx.

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As long as your suggestion isnt too absurd it has a decent chance of being selected :V

>Attempt to develop Minion Spores, infect nearby corpse with them.

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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sprout a doom-plotting blossom to help you plot doom.

Originally posted on MSPA by Odinod.

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As long as your suggestion isnt too absurd it has a decent chance of being selected :V

>Attempt to develop Minion Spores, infect nearby corpse with them.

I like the idea of spreading our influence more than my Corpse-Trap idea.

>Name the plant that grows out of the dead thing Nigel Jr.