Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Quick! throw them the empty jar

OR

> Just pretend you are the janitor and clean the floor a little

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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> Quick! throw them the empty jar

OR

> Just pretend you are the janitor and clean the floor a little

I don't think the jar is empty, look at the previous pages.

Originally posted on MSPA by MultiFunctional.

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> Explain through interpretive dance that the savage you just attacked was a transmogrified alien.

Originally posted on MSPA by Passero.

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> Quick! throw them the empty jar

OR

> Just pretend you are the janitor and clean the floor a little

I don't think the jar is empty, look at the previous pages.

We know that, but he doesn't

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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> Quick! throw them the empty jar

OR

> Just pretend you are the janitor and clean the floor a little

I don't think the jar is empty, look at the previous pages.

We know that, but he doesn't

> Throw the JAR anyway

Originally posted on MSPA by earthexe.

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Just read through this whole thing. It is most certainly awesome.

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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Just read through this whole thing. It is most certainly awesome.

It certainly is.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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> Quick! throw them the empty jar

OR

> Just pretend you are the janitor and clean the floor a little

I don't think the jar is empty, look at the previous pages.

We know that, but he doesn't

By he you mean bob, or me, cuz i know it's not empty

Just read through this whole thing. It is most certainly awesome.

It certainly is.

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Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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Yeah >throw EMPTY JAR at SAVAGES

then >equip the TRIBAL MASK on the altar

and >recover your ZAP GUN!

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Better make up your mind quickly; that SAVAGE looks ready to fire at you!

> NT: Fall down.

Oh. That COMPLETELY EMPTY JAR was not so empty after all! It appears to contain some sort of BOTANICAL SPECIMEN.

> Quick! throw them the empty jar

Yeah >throw EMPTY JAR at SAVAGES

Are sure you still want to throw the JAR at the SAVAGES, unleashing whatever MONSTROSITY is contained within? Y/N

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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>No, store it in your inventory instead, you need to examine if that's really a MONSTROSITY

also

>Attack the SAVAGES with the spear, aim at ZAP GUN

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

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Yes.

Or, even better, hit it to them like a hockey puck.

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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> Yes.
> NT: Prepare for impact with SAVAGE.

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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Y

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

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Y

Because it'll probably do significant damag Er... I mean, Seconded.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Y

Nigel's Thornberry is no Harold. INITIATING DASHING SIDEKICK SACRIFICE.

Originally posted on MSPA by DimJim.

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>Y, open it and fling the thing at the guy.

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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Y

Nigel's Thornberry is no Harold. INITIATING DASHING SIDEKICK SACRIFICE.

I am confident that NT will survive.

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

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Y

Nigel's Thornberry is no Harold. INITIATING DASHING SIDEKICK SACRIFICE.

May god have mercy on his soul.

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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> Explain through interpretive dance that the savage you just attacked was a transmogrified alien.

I mean, this is the sole sane option in this situation.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Yes.

Or, even better, hit it to them like a hockey puck.

You hit the JAR OF QUESTIONABLE BOTANICALS with your TENDRILED SPEAR, sending it hurtling toward the SAVAGE as it fires your precious ZAP GUN.

Success! The JAR strikes true...

...and explodes! It is almost as if the JAR had been filled with ETHYLENE.
Some debris from the EXPLOSION hits your head.

Good thing you're wearing that UNFINISHED HELM.

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SpoilerEither I'm getting lazier or my artwork and animation are getting worse. At least I'm updating, though, right?

Originally posted on MSPA by TimrodDX.

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Retrieve your precious Zap Gun! For the love of God, retrieve your precious Zap Gun!

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

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Thornberry - Status report!

Hang in there, little guy. Don't you quit on me.

DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME.

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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>Drop your primitive weapons and recover your precious ZAP GUN

Then, >GTFO

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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Remove PRIMITIVE HELMET, transmogrify into a MONSTRUOSITY of some sort in order to scare savages into submission.

Retrive ZAP GUN.

All is well in the universe again.