Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Take none of that nonsense. Your heart is the only power you need.

>Walk into armory, look at EYE IRRITATION SPRAY and STAVE OF MANY STRANDS.
>CLOSET DOOR: Close on Bob.
>Bob: R. KELLY MADNESS

Both of these suggestions are great, even though I didn't use them.

>Wear that CYLINDRICAL HEAD-PROTECTION, then skinclench that TENDRILED SPEAR and that POROUS WAR-CUBE.

Though not as effective as the ZAP GUNS you're used to, these primitive weapons shall surely suit you better than the UNPOWERED SCALPEL. You use the scalpel to carve an eye hole into the UNFINISHED HELM, then swap the scalpel for what appear to be a TENDRILED SPEAR and a POROUS WAR-CUBE.

drag savages into the armory and close the door. Then urinate on the door so that the savages know that the room is your territory.

You decide to hide the bodies of the SAVAGES in the PRIMITIVE ARMORY.

After shoving the two unconscious SAVAGE WARRIORS and the madness-afflicted CANNIBAL APPRENTICE into the ARMORY, some part of you wishes you had a digestive system and bladder so that you could urinate on the door, marking it as your own as the humans do. Oh, well.

Besides the room from which you escaped and the PRIMITIVE ARMORY at your rear, there are two exits from this corridor: to your right, the corridor rounds a corner. To your left, it terminates in closed door with an inset window. Where to? [img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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>Look inset window

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

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>Look through inset window

fixed. haha.

>Chew Primitive war cube also.

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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>Look through inset window

fixed. haha.

>Chew Primitive war cube also.

I take it you've never played a text adventure

Originally posted on MSPA by CabbageHat.

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>Leap around right corner screaming and thrashing your spear around.

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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Charge valiantly to battle!

Originally posted on MSPA by goodwinator.

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>rip of top of mop, make it into a wig and use remaining wooden pole as a weapon

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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Simply walk out of the facility now - these stupid aliens will never be able to see through your cunning disguise!

Originally posted on MSPA by Bradley.

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Bob: Turn your HEAD-PROTECTION around 90 degrees to protect your eye.

Originally posted on MSPA by Arby.

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> Clean the floor

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Clean the floor

Your WORK ETHIC Secret Trait has not reached a high enough METASTATUS to clean the floor.

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SpoilerI really ought to update.

Originally posted on MSPA by Nopad.

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>Attempt to deface the SAVAGES' building using your TENDRILED SPEAR.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Look inset window

You reason that a little reconnoitering is in order, and proceed to look at, under, inside, and through the window in the door.


You can see a SAVAGE in a BLUE HEADPIECE in the room beyond the door, fiddling with some sort of BLACK BOX at an altar, presumably in an ARCANE RITUAL to its BARBARIC GODS. A COMPLETELY EMPTY JAR also rests upon the altar. The room continues to the right but its extent is not visible from this angle.
[img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img]

Originally posted on MSPA by Baphomet.

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>Wait until the savage is away from the spined prism, who knows what kind of terrible weapon it might be. When he steps away, throw yourself through the door and brandish your tendriled spear at him menacingly!

Originally posted on MSPA by RedMage.

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AFTER opening the door using lever kinesis,

> Bust through the door like the kool-aid man shouting "OH YEAH!" waving the barbaric war cube in the suspenseful, merciless battle cry at the savage.

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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Maybe you should transform back to your drip form, you will be more unnoticeable that way

if not

> Open door persuading the SAVAGE and check that BLACK BOX

Originally posted on MSPA by BoisterousChum.

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Open door and stride through as if nothing is amiss, muttering a savage greeting.

Then whack him over the head the minute his back is turned!

Originally posted on MSPA by Enthernal.

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Drone:jump down of the need to recharge battery(if he has one)if he doesnt have a batter just drop down to look more closely out of his prison.

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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> NT: What's happening?

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

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oh i know what movie you stole this from [img]images/smilies/icon_winky.gif[/img]

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> Knock on the door. and hide so that your head isn't showing through the window.

So when the guy comes and opens the door, you can....

> Smash him with your helmet and beat him with your tendriled spear

Originally posted on MSPA by Cactuseater.

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Using the Tendriled Spear, knock the Jar into the savage.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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oh i know what movie you stole this from [img]images/smilies/icon_winky.gif[/img]

Uh oh; I don't. Enlighten me, plz?

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

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i think the movie was..

Where Eagles Dare

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> NT: What's happening?

A heaping bowl of nothing. Or in any case, nothing is happening from the thornberry's perspective in the cap of the BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER.

Open door and stride through as if nothing is amiss, muttering a savage greeting.

Then whack him over the head the minute his back is turned!

Opening the door with LEVERKINESIS, you step through casually. You don't know any BARBARIC SALUTATIONS, but the SAVAGE has its back to you anyway, so you decide to seize the initiative and attack with your TENDRILED SPEAR.

The SAVAGE crumples to the floor in a satisfying manner.

You examine the rest of the room.

Why, there are two more SAVAGES in this room! Both wielding strange implements!

Wait just a SPACE SECOND...

Could that be your poor, mildly phallic ZAP GUN? What have those BARBARIANS done to it?!

Originally posted on MSPA by Warden Notes.

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> NT: Fall down.