Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by Ed.

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>Wear that CYLINDRICAL HEAD-PROTECTION, then skinclench that TENDRILED SPEAR and that POROUS WAR-CUBE.

this

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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>Mix CLEANING PRODUCTS together to make something caustic.

Originally posted on MSPA by CabbageHat.

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>Dump everything in the green bin and take the bin with you, it might come in useful for those stubborn stains.

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

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>Wear that CYLINDRICAL HEAD-PROTECTION, then skinclench that TENDRILED SPEAR and that POROUS WAR-CUBE.

this

Mix the Volatile Chemicals to make a Chemical Grenade, and take that too.

If there's enough skinclench, of course.

Originally posted on MSPA by Archduke_Ferdinand.

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>Wesley status?

Originally posted on MSPA by Wesley Foxx.

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>Wesley status?

Fine thank you. :V

Seconded

Originally posted on MSPA by Anathema.

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>Wesley status?

Fine thank you. :V

Seconded

Oh, this is this thread. I was wondering why Archduke was asking about you. I should watch what I'm clicking.

Originally posted on MSPA by Wesley Foxx.

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>Wesley status?

Fine thank you. :V

Seconded

Oh, this is this thread. I was wondering why Archduke was asking about you. I should watch what I'm clicking.

Obviously he should have asked about Feral Wesley.

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He is also fine. Maybe a bit grumpy.

Originally posted on MSPA by Crowstone.

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> Back away from the Primitive Armory.

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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>Wesley status?

Fine thank you. :V

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You know very well that your name is Mr. Wuff Wuff.

Originally posted on MSPA by The Random One.

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>Mix CLEANING PRODUCTS together to make something caustic.

What CLEANING PRODUCTS? You mean the PRIMITIVE EXPLOSIVES? Who keeps cleaning products in an armory? [img]images/smilies/whatpumpkin.gif[/img]

Put on the CYLINDRICAL HEAD-PROTECTION and the TENDRILED SPEAR. Hold the head-protection deep down and try to rush out. I'm sure the natives will take you for one of their primitive warriors and ask no questions.

Originally posted on MSPA by Client#9.

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drag savages into the armory and close the door. Then urinate on the door so that the savages know that the room is your territory.

Originally posted on MSPA by Mystify.

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find a clipboard, and hold it infront of your face. This will make it look like yo uare busy so people won't talk to you, and hide yoru face in case it doesn't look right to the aliens.

Originally posted on MSPA by Arby.

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> Take none of that nonsense. Your heart is the only power you need.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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I just want to say, all these suggestions cause me much mirth. (And also consternation because I'll eventually need to pick one [or a few].)

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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What exactly is a thriggle anyway

consternation because I'll eventually need to pick one

Me too, but not exactly in the same way you mean.

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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In these hilarious collaborative stories that I discovered on the Internet, someone randomly came up with the planet "Thrin Thriggle III." By the way, those stories make more sense if you know that each author wrote with a different colored pen and was only allowed to read what was written by the author immediately preceding them (and the stories were written one sentence at a time, of course).

On this blog, the author claims that thriggle is the proper collective noun for pluralizing thoughts.

In all honesty, I made it up as the name of a Geonosian character for a Star Wars RPG in high school. The only Geonosian name I knew at the time was Poggle, so Thriggle sounded alright to me. |nerd

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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So then why are you crushing an ant

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Alas, my username has no relation to my avatar. And I'm only picking it up, not crushing it. :P

Originally posted on MSPA by Superfrequency.

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Why are you picking up an ant

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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So that I can draw it, obviously.

Originally posted on MSPA by Arby.

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In these hilarious collaborative stories that I discovered on the Internet, someone randomly came up with the planet "Thrin Thriggle III." By the way, those stories make more sense if you know that each author wrote with a different colored pen and was only allowed to read what was written by the author immediately preceding them (and the stories were written one sentence at a time, of course).

On this blog, the author claims that thriggle is the proper collective noun for pluralizing thoughts.

In all honesty, I made it up as the name of a Geonosian character for a Star Wars RPG in high school. The only Geonosian name I knew at the time was Poggle, so Thriggle sounded alright to me. |nerd

Should call you Poggle from now on ;P

j/k

Originally posted on MSPA by DimJim.

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>Walk into armory, look at EYE IRRITATION SPRAY and STAVE OF MANY STRANDS.
>CLOSET DOOR: Close on Bob.
>Bob: R. KELLY MADNESS

Originally posted on MSPA by Bradley.

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Bob: Weild the CYLINDRICAL HEAD-PROTECTION, and wear the TENDRILED SPEAR.

Originally posted on MSPA by Gnauga.

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>Skinclench SKIRMISH SPRAYER and BATTLE RAG. All shall quake in your warpath.

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We can also do this now