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03-17-2012, 08:13 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by ArcusofBrambles.
Dear lord this is a huge ass update.
Snappy Shaq> Observe your domain
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03-17-2012, 08:21 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Grutor.
>Snappy Shaq: Idle as you are hopelessly smashed by the new character.
New Character: Have shades of glory. Have a pistol. "I want to be that guy." Be Mr. A.
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03-17-2012, 12:13 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Gety really fizzy so as to sabotage anybody who dares open you.
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03-17-2012, 12:56 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by General Disorder.
> Plan to ruin somebody's day... But mainly their shirt.
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03-17-2012, 01:15 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Mibbs.
Snappy Shaq: Stand Up
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03-17-2012, 01:29 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by suomynonAyletamitlU.
> Open a whole can of Snappy Shaq on this whole "immobile, inanimate can" problem.
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03-17-2012, 02:36 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.
>Someone thirsty and with no taste in beverages: See the Snappy Shaq. Consume.
>Snappy Shaq: Utter an enormous 'No!' that no one else can hear as your life pours away.
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03-17-2012, 02:46 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Armok.
> Roll down stairs, into traffic causing an accident.
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03-17-2012, 03:38 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Trish.
> Snappy Shaq: Perform a spontaneous slam dunk. Alternatively, > Someone Else: Perform a slam dunk using Snappy Shaq.
Everybody's been waiting for this day. The day when we finally realize the ultimate destiny...of the Snappy Shaq. He's the real main character.
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03-17-2012, 03:54 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Eversor.
> Snappy Shaq: Roll under a copier, be lost forever.
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03-17-2012, 04:20 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by General Disorder.
Is a man not entitled to the snap of his shaq?
'No,' says the man in McDonalds, 'it should be served from a tap.'
'No,' says the man in the Supermarket, 'it will rot your teeth.'
'No,' says the man in hipster glasses, 'it's too mainstream.'
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Soda Cans.
A container where the thirsty would not fear the caris,
where the people would not be bound by petty originality,
where the great drinkers would not be constrained by the overpriced cups.
And with the snap of your shaq, Soda cans can become your savior, as well.
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03-17-2012, 04:50 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Professor zobot.
Snappy Shaq: Perform a Chaos Drink
...I'm willing to bet that no one gets that reference without looking it "Shut Up And Jam Gaiden"...
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03-17-2012, 04:57 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by General Disorder.
Professor zobot Wrote:Snappy Shaq: Perform a Chaos Drink
...I'm willing to bet that no one gets that reference without looking it "Shut Up And Jam Gaiden"... That link isn't working. :/
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03-17-2012, 04:57 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Eversor.
Shaq Fu I am guessing (I ran it over with my car about 6 years ago, HORRIBLE GAME)
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03-17-2012, 08:21 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by Trish.
NO!! It's Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam, where the world has been devastated...by basketball. But can a man live to dunk again? The only way to find out is by playing, and experiencing the magic that is a basketball RPG.
But Shaq Fu? Aw man, no, that game SUCKS.
As long as I'm here, I might as well contribute...again. > Snappy Shaq: Perform Snappy Shaq Fu.
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03-17-2012, 10:50 PM
Originally posted on MSPA by ArcusofBrambles.
Dude... This is just a shame. To think we of the ultimate nerddom wouldn't recognize Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden!
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03-18-2012, 01:13 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.
SpoilerShow ArcusofBrambles Wrote:Dude... This is just a shame. To think we of the ultimate nerddom wouldn't recognize Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden! Trish Wrote:NO!! It's Charles Barkley's Shut Up and Jam, where the world has been devastated...by basketball. But can a man live to dunk again? The only way to find out is by playing, and experiencing the magic that is a basketball RPG.
But Shaq Fu? Aw man, no, that game SUCKS.
As long as I'm here, I might as well contribute...again. > Snappy Shaq: Perform Snappy Shaq Fu. Eversor Wrote:Shaq Fu I am guessing (I ran it over with my car about 6 years ago, HORRIBLE GAME) Professor zobot Wrote:Snappy Shaq: Perform a Chaos Drink
...I'm willing to bet that no one gets that reference without looking it "Shut Up And Jam Gaiden"... why the hell are we confused about this considering a Shut Up and Jam Gaiden reference was made IN HOMESTUCK.
YOU ALL LOSE
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ArcusofBrambles Wrote:Snappy Shaq> Observe your domain ![[Image: 569.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/569.png)
You are currently in an elevator with an unconscious girl next to you, and a red stapler near the door. Very boring. Suddenly, you begin to hear something shift. Someone on another floor is requesting this elevator. The doors are closing. If you can only...
![[Image: 570.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/570.png)
You roll right out of the elevator just in time. You're not sure how you're doing this, but you roll along with the power of B-Ball.
![[Image: 571.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/571.png)
These offices are quite big. You continue to roll.
Eversor Wrote:> Snappy Shaq: Roll under a copier, be lost forever. ![[Image: 572.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/572.png)
You are not physically able to roll under the printer, so you simply run into it. You find a girl with very colorful socks next to you with her pants rolled up. She's shouting obscenities at the printer.
![[Image: 573a.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24237779/Office%20Adventures/573a.png)
"What the heck is a print load error?!"
You are now Dorothy. A printer refuses to print what you need to print. What do you do?
SpoilerShow Okay, you don't get to name her. I want to keep that exclusively to Ted and Jennifer since they're the main characters, and Dorothy isn't very important as she's going to be used for a specific purpose later. But you do get to play as her for a little bit!
Also, she was going to have this type of hair but I didn't want to receive comments about the resemblance to a certain rainbow pony, especially since that's absolutely not what she's supposed to be!
I do like this hair style a bit more though.
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03-18-2012, 01:15 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.
Barf rainbows.
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03-18-2012, 01:18 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Mibbs.
find a snappy shaq on the ground
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03-18-2012, 01:54 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.
>Dorothy: Percussive Maintenance
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03-18-2012, 01:56 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.
> Chug down that delicious beverage.
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03-18-2012, 01:59 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by trulyElse.
> Dorothy: It's refusing to print for no reason? Give it a reason.
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03-18-2012, 02:54 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by Eversor.
> Did you check the print queue? Make sure the print queue is correct, you got the email the CPYOFF1 doesn't scan double-sided anymore right? It will just stand idle. The IT had to change it because someone was wasting Ink. Also, make sure you rest your arm on the top of it, it wont scan unless its the lid is completely down, and its been stuck ever since the "Rump" accident the boss won't let anyone mention anymore. Remember, Tray 2 doesn't hold more then 25 pieces of paper so it could be low again, and that warning light is faded so no one sees it.
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03-18-2012, 03:00 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by supersinger472.
> be 20% cooler
>kick the printer
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03-18-2012, 03:35 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by BigBurkhart.
Reenact that one scene from Office Space with the baseball bat and the copier.
Also, declare your hatred for hoofed creatures.
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