Last Day

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Last Day
#76
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by The Idea Master.

> Open your 100% pure inorganic freshly-dug-up-this-morning lunch. You're a hard-core neo-vegan, of course.
#77
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

Pick Yer Poison Wrote:Open your 100% pure organic and freshly-grown-this-morning lunch. You're a vegetarian, of course.
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Yes! You brought your own vegetarian lunch, of course. Your lunchbag contains an APPLE, SALAD, and a DIET SNAPPY COLA. Gotta be diet. Even though regular tastes so much better...

You take out the apple to eat it.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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wlzrobert Wrote:greet this man with LONG (see: moppy) hair and a BUCKET of a head, and a nice tie

(the fake dude we made [img]images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif[/img])
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#78
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

> Lay off the psychotropic drugs.
#79
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Lay off the psychotropic drugs.
>Surprise Drugs Check!
#80
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.

This officially proves buckets are bringing the sexy back.

> Promote synergy between you and that HUNK OF MAN
#81
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

Ask this DELICIOUS BEEFCAKE on a date.
#82
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

Redux Wrote:
SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Lay off the psychotropic drugs.
>Surprise Drugs Check!
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That is very rude! I have never done drugs in my life.

...Except that one time I did. And it lasted for a week.

I don't know how I survived that one. Probably because I don't remember any of it.

But that doesn't matter now! You are no longer that kind of girl. You're a receptionist, and that's the way it'll stay!

ChemIisan Wrote:This officially proves buckets are bringing the sexy back.

> Promote synergy between you and that HUNK OF MAN
Saint Game Wrote:Ask this DELICIOUS BEEFCAKE on a date.
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Oh you delicious beefcake hunk of man, you're the only one who understands my problems. This is all moving so fast. If only...If only I could...see your face?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#83
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

Aaaaa put it back put it back no one must know
#84
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

Find whoever was responsible for stealing your beefcake and replacing him with this terrible replica that would definitely not fool a receptionist of your caliber!
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#85
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Saint Game.

please be a replica, please be a replica. OK, TIME FOR JOKING IS OVER. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

Oh. it IS a replica.

well, you'll just be going now.
#86
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

Not The Author Wrote:Aaaaa put it back put it back no one must know
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ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod okay okay you can just put it back on

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Okay okay...good as n--

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#87
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

> Fall in love with this guy too.
#88
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by ChemIisan.

Man: Become important!
#89
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

> Quick, save it! Make it look like you're all pressed up against him and act casual.
#90
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Aluminumia.

> Man: Spill your drink in surprise
#91
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Fall in love with this guy too.
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The man has as much interest in you as you do him. His only interest is sipping his cup of tap water, and staring at you with suspicious eyes while sipping his cup of tap water.

ChemIisan Wrote:Man: Become important!
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The man leaves. Is he important? WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

The answer is no.

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Alright, that's enough of that nonsense. You don't usually act like that, but it's nice to...be yourself.

You should probably get something to eat before your lunch break is over.
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#92
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

> Consume that lunch all up into your mouth so hard.
#93
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Consume that lunch all up into your mouth so hard.
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You casually consume your lunch in a not-so-hard way because you're a lady. While you're eating, you can't help but shake something about today. As in, you feel that you're forgetting something that will most definitely not come up later and bite you in the ass. It's probably nothing.

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Wait.

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Oh fuck.

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Today's Daylight Savings Time.

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You went on your lunch break an hour early.

There is nobody at the front desk.
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#94
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Redux.

>Flip the fuck out [img]images/smilies/weasel.gif[/img]
#95
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by SNeakyRobot.

> Everyone knows that this stuff happens at daylight savings time, nobody will be all that upset. Just go back and check your missed calls. Apologize to anyone who might be waiting for you. They'll understand.
#96
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

Man the front desk all through the night to make up for it.

Either that or invent time travel for the sole purpose of rectifying your error.
#97
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by distainfulCatalyst.

>Important guy waiting at the front desk: Be irate.
#98
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

Oh my gosh

Do you know how dire this is

SOMEONE COULD BE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR PRIVATE DRAWER THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING UP THERE BUT YOU KEEP ANYWAY
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#99
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

Oh god where's the elevator no elevator's too slow gotta take the stairs find the nearest stairs don't forget your lunch pack that back up (skate on stair rails to improve time? no no bad idea heels'll break) oh god oh god oh god you are not getting fired on your first day
Re: Last Day
Originally posted on MSPA by Stickmeister.

distainfulCatalyst Wrote:>Important guy waiting at the front desk: Be irate.
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OHGODOHGOD I'M SO FUCKING FIRED IT'S MY FIRST DAY AND I'M GOING TO GET FIRED OH GOD OH GOD I MUST HAVE MISSED FIFTY FUCKING CALLS OH MY FUCKING GOD

SNeakyRobot Wrote:> Everyone knows that this stuff happens at daylight savings time, nobody will be all that upset. Just go back and check your missed calls. Apologize to anyone who might be waiting for you. They'll understand.
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...Haah...Yes, the internet voices in your head are right...Everyone makes mistakes on their first day right, especially today. I'm sure they'll understand. You are more professional than this! You should prove that you're ready to take on any responsibilities and face the consequences of your actions...

Pick Yer Poison Wrote:Oh my gosh

Do you know how dire this is

SOMEONE COULD BE LOOKING THROUGH YOUR PRIVATE DRAWER THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE KEEPING UP THERE BUT YOU KEEP ANYWAY
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OH FUCK THEY'RE GOING TO FIND MY STASH

Not The Author Wrote:Oh god where's the elevator no elevator's too slow gotta take the stairs find the nearest stairs don't forget your lunch pack that back up (skate on stair rails to improve time? no no bad idea heels'll break) oh god oh god oh god you are not getting fired on your first day
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GOTTA TAKE THE STAIRS GOTTA--

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Oh shi--shoot! I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry he--

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Oh.

It's your BOSS
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