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01-21-2012, 08:51 PM
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Spoiler WARNING!!!!
THE AUTHOR OBVIOUSLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING!
A man stands alone in the Pre-Narrative void contemplating his life so far. There is no hint of plot or conflict thus far, which makes for a really boring story. Luckily, this one hasn't started yet.
Only one thing is currently known about the disgruntled man.
He hates his job.
What sort of job could drive someone into such a curmudgeonly fugue?
Why would he despise it so much?
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01-21-2012, 09:03 PM
Obviously he works at the drive-thru in a fast food place
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01-21-2012, 09:18 PM
His job is reviewing Homestuck fan adventures and awarding them points based on the number of fantrolls, references to other works, and trollmance pairings they include.
Fairly Intelligent Foxie Hivemind
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01-22-2012, 12:13 AM
He works at a male strip club.
You're welcome.
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01-22-2012, 04:04 AM
Data entry. Nothing but filling out spreadsheets for eight hours a day, five days a week, minimum wage.
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01-22-2012, 11:37 AM
He's the administrator of The Eagle Time Forums™. His duty to protect the integrity of the Eagle Time™ brand at all costs. Someone's gotta show those amicable humans communities are detrimental to the commercial growth of the brand!
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01-22-2012, 12:45 PM
His name is MIKE ROWE and this is DIRTY JOBS
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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01-22-2012, 02:03 PM
He is what is known as "The Butt Clown."
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01-22-2012, 02:16 PM
He licks stamps and envelopes, and he doesn't get one of those dabber bottles