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Job Hunt - fakeimpostor - 01-21-2012
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A man stands alone in the Pre-Narrative void contemplating his life so far. There is no hint of plot or conflict thus far, which makes for a really boring story. Luckily, this one hasn't started yet.
Only one thing is currently known about the disgruntled man.
He hates his job.
What sort of job could drive someone into such a curmudgeonly fugue?
Why would he despise it so much?
RE: Job Hunt - g0m - 01-21-2012
Obviously he works at the drive-thru in a fast food place
RE: Job Hunt - Dragon Fogel - 01-21-2012
His job is reviewing Homestuck fan adventures and awarding them points based on the number of fantrolls, references to other works, and trollmance pairings they include.
RE: Job Hunt - Ixcaliber - 01-22-2012
He works at a male strip club.
You're welcome.
RE: Job Hunt - MaxieSatan - 01-22-2012
Data entry. Nothing but filling out spreadsheets for eight hours a day, five days a week, minimum wage.
RE: Job Hunt - Infrared - 01-22-2012
He's the administrator of The Eagle Time Forums™. His duty to protect the integrity of the Eagle Time™ brand at all costs. Someone's gotta show those amicable humans communities are detrimental to the commercial growth of the brand!
RE: Job Hunt - Sadgi - 01-22-2012
His name is MIKE ROWE and this is DIRTY JOBS
RE: Job Hunt - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-22-2012
He is what is known as "The Butt Clown."
RE: Job Hunt - Robust Laser - 01-22-2012
He licks stamps and envelopes, and he doesn't get one of those dabber bottles