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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 07:45 AM
Boop doop bamurder
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 07:52 AM
Crawl out of Love-tainted Neutermech wreckage: Granola
Hey guys, did I miss anything?
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 10:14 AM
Why would you ever lynch dolphins? That would be the easy way out for them! Nay, they could be useful for us, protecting us from further neutermechness.
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 11:42 AM
welp this is what i get for a bunp on D3
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 11:48 AM
lynch credit for lack of credit
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 02:30 PM
Dolphins are a species I do trade with often.
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 04:03 PM
is
this a speedlynch
...
well that's nice
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 05:23 PM
Huh? What happened? How long have I been unconcious?
I don't think I'm up to doing any gumshoeing or much of anything.
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 05:33 PM
...
okay gumshoe I'll bite this sounds like a jolly good lark you've got going what's the help you be a-needing
plus hey hot pink cursive that's some class you've got going there, what's not to like
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 05:34 PM
Well anything's better than watching a completely-unsuspicious speedwagon on ICGC.
I'll be shod in gum. What needs helping?
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-14-2013, 10:44 PM
I'm a shoe-in!
*BAHAHAHA*
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 04:36 AM
*grunts*
*GRUNTS*
URAAAAAAGHHHHH
KILL: TEHPILOT
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 12:35 PM
*grunts*
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 08:52 PM
Oh yes, that was Granolaman.
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 08:54 PM
*points to Granolaman* that guy right over there.
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 09:08 PM
Who me? The only crime I've committed is loving Mother Nature too much!
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 09:17 PM
die credit die
Who, me? No, I'm totally innocent! Granola's the one trying to kill Credit, not me.
vote: Credit
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 09:38 PM
That doesn't look right
Detective, you need to get your shit straight
(unless voting for dolphins mixes up all the votes somehow??? See, what did I tell you guys about the dolphins)
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 09:40 PM
...yeah since when were we ever gonna let a daykill stop us doing anything?
So yes, dear gumshoe, you're looking for Mr. Granolakins over there. He's an absolute meanie who did some nasty things to our doggies yesterday!
Also I can't help but notice that those votals are potentially a tad askew of reality for some entirely unknown and mildly disconcerting reason. I might put together a more legitimate set for reference's sake in a moment.
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 09:47 PM
What?! You guys are turning on me? After all the adventures we've had together? What proof do you even have that I'm a baddie?
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 09:52 PM
ooooooh see look at these:
Given a population size of 18 and, assuming no role fuckery, prove that the votals read the following:
ICan'tGiveCredit - 6 - (Garuru, Pharas, Garuru again, Schazer, ProfessorLizzard, TehPilot, LegendaryQ, Garuru again, good grief Garuru you sure hold a grudge)
Dolphins - 1 - (ICan'tGiveCredit)
Abstaining - 13 - (beruru, THE ABOMINATION, Airey, Boogeyman, ParadoxGamer, seedy, anacreon, SleepingOrange, btp, Sruixan, texcat)
With 18 alive, it takes 10 to lynch. There is no soft lynch, so currently nobody would be lynched.
now look at wheat's votals
aaaaaand back to mine
yeah this looks like jolly good voting redirection malarkey to me
(though hmmmmmm what's the betting bears is lynchable today... ... ... ... ... ...)
also granola would you like me to make a list
I could do that if you like
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 10:16 PM
oh blergh that took me too long to twig
brb getting on the phone about my wallet again
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 10:27 PM
Maybe Garuru repeating his vote is subtracting from the others?
Why can't we just get along?
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 10:27 PM
granola:
Show Content
Spoiler#568 - threats to pilfer poor orphaned hounds
#572 - again, disregard for murderdog ownership laws
#573 - "I am strictly nonviolent except when it comes to dogs" - remember this one
#578 - claims of non-existent outdoor space, threats to neuter despite no proof of necessary training experience or relevant qualifications, hollow promotion against the "Truth In Advertising" policy
#581 - asseverations concerning the absence of paperwork despite its absolute unwaverable necessity by law, 'less trees' rather than the grammatically correct 'fewer trees', imposition of a backwards bartering economy ripe for corruption
#587 - "No man could visit the Ranch and survive!"; also, insinuating the insanity of a fine and upstanding community member
#590 - distribution of misleading information, quite likely for personal gain
#594 - again, misleading and in this particular instance deliberately false information, intended to belittle aforementioned community treasure
#596 - repeated mistreatment and insult of community icon
#600 - disregard for the concerns of murderdog owners, awkwardly brushed aside
#604 - impersonating a charitable organisation
#608 - pictographic evidence detailing the MURDER of the community member with whom the previous interactions had taken place; note #573
#615 - the entirety of this frankly abominable missive
#618 - hostile language, foreboding and menacing, threat of illegal neutering, references to fake charity
#653 - numerous acts of violence and aggression, multiple illegal neuterings, kidnapping, sinister remarks: "You fools! No one can stop me from achieving my ImMurdertality! No one!"
#703 - possession of weapons of mass destruction, manslaughter (even if the victim was malevolent, and the deed potentially involuntary)
#707 - further threats of murder
#805 - backtracking, eating of words, panicking; all sure signs of admittance to wrongdoing
I really ought to go to bed.
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RE: Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
05-15-2013, 10:29 PM
Ninja: Credit, no. Wallets.
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