TRICERATOPS ADVENTURE

eat the clouds that you got from boiling the oceans. sure they taste boring but it's the spite of it. you will NEVER contribute to this insidious and inescapable "water cycle" if you can help it

Go demand that the plesiosaurs worship you.

dessicate the ocean

Eliminate the hydrologic cycle and all its components

Make some clouds and then eat them.

do the thing

> Don't wait. Just do it.

>Talk Of shoes and ships--and sealing wax
Of cabbages--and kings
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings.

well, you'd eat the clouds you generated but they taste even more gross than the others.



oh?
it looks like our favorite best friend has arrived for a visit



yeah but then you killed some other crystal carriers and took their powers too lol



presentable to who?





oh
is that a bad thing?

can you


can you eat him

These higher powers just sound like bigger arseholes that need burning

> Burn those higher powers too. And eat them. Problem solved!

Cowards to the core, you so-called council.
Cleaning your confines like a captive to placate your keeper.
Come, call your "higher powers",
And be no master's slave.

> "So what?"

Wipe the planet clean? Funny, that's that thing you've been doing. You weren't really sure what you were gonna do afterwards, but leaving sounds as good a plan as any.

Thanks, magic crystal thingy!

grow grow grow bigger!

These higher powers wouldn't happen to be

flammable

would they

I bet they're tastier than clouds since they're higher up right?

eat him now, fuck the exposition

oh.
OH.
so we DID make a mistake.

still, these higher ups are gonna burn the planet?
that's what you've been doing this whole time.
might as well keep it up.



all is lost?
but
what if we destroy the higher powers
then the planet can safely whatever i don't even care



shut UP I DO WHAT I WANT






ehehehehehe you got all the crystal counsils power
now we must find the higher powers
how shall we go about this? they are probably not on the planet.

To SPACE

> BECOME A DINOSTRONAUT

EDIT: NINJA'D GODDAMNIT

Wait, we should consider swallowing our pride for a minute and thinking about
NOPE HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING GO TO SPACE AND FIGHT SPACE GODS

> Don't fly to space. Are you insane?

> You can probably teleport now. That's a lot cooler.

go lift some weights to prepare