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that was your 666th post, jacquerel.

youre lucky it's not a thursday

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<wheat>and also I could institute new stylethemes and whimsical rules like "no cat thursdays
<wheatwhere you are not allowed to mention cats or kittens on thursdays under punishment of getting a ding on your forum profile. Ten dings means you get 'dingus' status. Dingus status can only be removed by completing a MOTHER'S ERRAND.

obviously, reference to people with cat-related properties in name or avatar would be given a pass, so long as what is referred to is the user or the concept of the avatar itself.

Stop right there criminal scum!

I hope you're all ready to get taken in for your heinous crimes......

INTO THE DOG HOUSE THAT IS!



BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

HISS

Buddy calm down they're not here for you get back on your couch and watch the doge police musical
Nobody will hear the car chase music if you keep hissing like that

Huh? What's that? Oh uh......

Change of plans everybody! Someone's convinced me that I've clearly made a mistake of some sort here, so I'll just leave you all to carry on with whatever it is you were doing before.

I was never here.

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Coldblooded: go home, feel sorry for self, eat peanut butter straight from the jar because goddamnit you've had a bad day and nobody can take this from you

GOSH grow some manners, you filthy doggie.

Sir

Sir why does your breath smell funny

#me #dog life #high as fuck #gangnam style

tuesday's

>First class canceled for the day
>second class, wouldn't be doing anything could ditch
>family would all be gone, could end up home alone
>going to go eat out with a friend later probably
>All plans made yesterday

>Blizzard hits today

>Wind Chill results in -2F temperatures outside

you have to cut open your stomach and then stab yourself with the end of the carrot. Your stomach will start vibrating and getting angry, consuming it of its own will. The energy and nutrients gained will be metabolised 3fold for your benefit.

This is how it's done ladies. Eating carrots.

This has been a special presentation of

CROCODILES

those are alligators you dum fck >:CCCCCCCC

ur FACE is an aligatr

e: this has been my 250th post, everyone cheer.

Alligator? I hardly know 'er !!!

those are alligators you dum fck >:CCCCCCCC

Crocodiles are greener than alligators, have longer snouts, and have visible teeth when their mouths are closed. Given the images presented to us by Garuru, it is clear and plainly evident that those are crocodiles, not alligators as you so claim.

those are alligators you dum fck >:CCCCCCCC

Crocodiles are greener than alligators, have longer snouts, and have visible teeth when their mouths are closed. Given the images presented to us by Garuru, it is clear and plainly evident that those are crocodiles, not alligators as you so claim.

Yes thank you. Do NOT doubt me when it comes to reptiles.

disclaimer: I am not a biologist so you should probably doubt me anyways.

SOMEONE SWITCHED AROUND GATORS AND CROCS WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.

Gators and made out of reptile leather and usually have like sort of pointy ends whereas Crocs are some kind of plastic foam and full of holes, that's how I always tell

Being a Floridian, I can proudly declare myself an owner of Gators Crocs.