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Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)
TehPilot
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 03:19 PM
You unchivilized loons. You all gotta drink resphonsibly.

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I drink with CLASS.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 03:21 PM
ooooh DAS SO LIEK YOU PILOT IM GONNA PILOT A PLANE TOWARDS YOU AND KILL YOOOOUU???!!!!!!!!!
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04-06-2013, 03:28 PM
Hey, I've got 4 contest drinks listed!
I've also got some really bad vision right now.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 03:30 PM
Ya wanna know how i feel? I feel good. And I didsn't need a lotta dhrinks to get there.

Drunken pheasants.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 03:49 PM
Schrew yew.
Sorry yew, twas aimed at pilot dere.

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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 03:52 PM
ah am reshponshible piiiloooot... and im not drunk... i i cantsh be drunk... how could youuu say tat piilooot...

that shtuff loosh good though... think ill try shome...

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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 03:57 PM
Now everyone, remember the purpose of this thread. It wasn't originally a drinking contest; no need to drink yourself under the table so that you cannot participate in the real reason this thread exists: The war between Slorange and Schazer.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 04:04 PM
ah know kierosh... but ah have to shacrifish mah ability to not shlur... for jushtish...

we cant let the townshian dictatah get control of the picklesh...
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04-06-2013, 06:41 PM
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 07:11 PM
Okay, hang on, I keep forgetting who's on what side here, I'm going to make a list so I can remember.

Team Schazer:
-Schazer
-Kieros
-ProfessorLizzard
-Cat
-amosmyn
-Dragon Fogel
-Palamedes
-Airey
-TehPilot
-ICan'tGiveCredit
-Reecer6
-LegendaryQ
-Seedy
-Mirdini

Team Slorange:
-Slorange
-BTP
-Drakenforge
(everybody after this is on Team Slorange by default)
-Beruru
-Boogeyman
-ParadoxGamer
-HurlingPagan
-Anacreon
-0_o
-GenetiXientist
-Leafsword
-Whoosh!
-Sruixan
-Texcat

Okay, list made, now I know who to direct my taunts at. As soon as I come up with them, that is.
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04-06-2013, 07:19 PM
You forgot,

Team Garuru:
-Garuru
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04-06-2013, 07:21 PM
More seriously, I replaced Leafsw0rd.
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04-06-2013, 07:39 PM
I copied the playerlist from the first post to see who was on Team Slorange by default, so blame Para for not updating it.
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 07:49 PM
Sooooo what do we do now? Wait for Para?
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-06-2013, 07:57 PM
no we begin glorioush shurprish ettecksh againsht the mosht foul shlorangsh... and the foul few who he didnt have to presh gang into survitude...

vote... btp...
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04-06-2013, 08:50 PM
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peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death  | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
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04-06-2013, 10:46 PM
sorry hang on I went into rap-induced reclusion for a bit and now suddenly an irresponsible drunkard or two have offed themselves with alcohol and so launched a cavalcade of calamity that has led to a dichotomic civil war which thanks to a heavily biased first-come-first-serve principle I'm left to fight on entirely the wrong side of

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yeah I think I need a drink

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04-07-2013, 12:34 AM
(04-06-2013, 03:22 AM)seedy Wrote: »team Schazer
fact: most North Korean fictions about their glorious leaders are actually rewritten from true accounts of Schazer's life

vote: texcat for not indulging pointless whimsies

Well it's obvious that I can't side with Seedy

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04-07-2013, 01:42 AM
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Margarita)
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Margarita)
I'm clearly not drunk enough.
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04-07-2013, 03:23 AM
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (another pint of your best brew)
I have no idea what is going on, but with another beer or four maybe I won't care.
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04-07-2013, 03:42 AM
Bartender: fill 'er up (Blood)

Blood type A, preferably.
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04-07-2013, 03:59 AM
sruix if you... if you work ash an inshide man againsht most foul shlorangsh... ill put in a good word wif schasher onsh weve liberated townshia...
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-07-2013, 03:59 AM
DAYNG YOU GARURUU NOW I CANT MAKE FUN OF YOUR COOL AVATAR

IT MOOOOOOVES! Whoa
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-07-2013, 05:07 AM
elect pharas to pickle kingdom
vote: icgc
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RE: Oh God Why: DAY ONE: TOWNZIA CIVIL WAR (29/30)
04-07-2013, 05:08 AM
protop thats not faje drunk typing i haven't slept peroperly in days
siiiiiighhhhhh
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