Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

You unchivilized loons. You all gotta drink resphonsibly.

Bartender: Fill 'er up (Wine)

I drink with CLASS.

ooooh DAS SO LIEK YOU PILOT IM GONNA PILOT A PLANE TOWARDS YOU AND KILL YOOOOUU???!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I've got 4 contest drinks listed!
I've also got some really bad vision right now.

Ya wanna know how i feel? I feel good. And I didsn't need a lotta dhrinks to get there.

Drunken pheasants.

Schrew yew.
Sorry yew, twas aimed at pilot dere.

Vote: Pilot

ah am reshponshible piiiloooot... and im not drunk... i i cantsh be drunk... how could youuu say tat piilooot...

that shtuff loosh good though... think ill try shome...

Bartender: Fill 'er up (Wine)

Now everyone, remember the purpose of this thread. It wasn't originally a drinking contest; no need to drink yourself under the table so that you cannot participate in the real reason this thread exists: The war between Slorange and Schazer.

ah know kierosh... but ah have to shacrifish mah ability to not shlur... for jushtish...

we cant let the townshian dictatah get control of the picklesh...

SpoilerShow

Wheat didn't update my QT with my recent shot of whiskey...

Bartender: Fill'er up (Whiskey)

Okay, hang on, I keep forgetting who's on what side here, I'm going to make a list so I can remember.

Team Schazer:
-Schazer
-Kieros
-ProfessorLizzard
-Cat
-amosmyn
-Dragon Fogel
-Palamedes
-Airey
-TehPilot
-ICan'tGiveCredit
-Reecer6
-LegendaryQ
-Seedy
-Mirdini

Team Slorange:
-Slorange
-BTP
-Drakenforge
(everybody after this is on Team Slorange by default)
-Beruru
-Boogeyman
-ParadoxGamer
-HurlingPagan
-Anacreon
-0_o
-GenetiXientist
-Leafsword
-Whoosh!
-Sruixan
-Texcat

Okay, list made, now I know who to direct my taunts at. As soon as I come up with them, that is.

You forgot,

Team Garuru:
-Garuru

More seriously, I replaced Leafsw0rd.

I copied the playerlist from the first post to see who was on Team Slorange by default, so blame Para for not updating it.

Sooooo what do we do now? Wait for Para?

no we begin glorioush shurprish ettecksh againsht the mosht foul shlorangsh... and the foul few who he didnt have to presh gang into survitude...

vote... btp...

Bartender: Fill'er up:(Wine)

sorry hang on I went into rap-induced reclusion for a bit and now suddenly an irresponsible drunkard or two have offed themselves with alcohol and so launched a cavalcade of calamity that has led to a dichotomic civil war which thanks to a heavily biased first-come-first-serve principle I'm left to fight on entirely the wrong side of

...

yeah I think I need a drink

Bartender: Fill 'er up: (Wine)

team Schazer
fact: most North Korean fictions about their glorious leaders are actually rewritten from true accounts of Schazer's life

vote: texcat for not indulging pointless whimsies

Well it's obvious that I can't side with Seedy

Team Slorange

Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Margarita)
Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (Margarita)
I'm clearly not drunk enough.

Bartender: Fill 'Er Up (another pint of your best brew)
I have no idea what is going on, but with another beer or four maybe I won't care.

Bartender: fill 'er up (Blood)

Blood type A, preferably.

sruix if you... if you work ash an inshide man againsht most foul shlorangsh... ill put in a good word wif schasher onsh weve liberated townshia...

DAYNG YOU GARURUU NOW I CANT MAKE FUN OF YOUR COOL AVATAR

IT MOOOOOOVES!

elect pharas to pickle kingdom
vote: icgc
bartender: fill 'er up: wine
bartender: fill 'er up: wine
bartender: fill 'er up: wine

GUS gisy guys i think
i think i salved the mistery
i now the answer
trust me ok

protop thats not faje drunk typing i haven't slept peroperly in days
siiiiiighhhhhh