Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

I will be siding with Slorange thanks

Im jumping on the Team Schazer, also i got so drunk irl that i bet you all in the drinking contest.

team schazer please

CHEAM SHASHER

Wait, I'm not drunk anymore what is this

whatever. I don't want to be in the midst of a brutal massacre. As much fun as it sounds tho~

if you dontsh wants to fight you should join thatshcum slorangsh... glorioush shcazer doesshnt need cowardsh...

Keep in mind guys, only 13 people are allowed on Schaz's team.

i countedsh yeah... right now theresh only nine or shomshing...

OH YEAH PALA IM GOING TO DRINK YOU. HOW'S THAT FOR BRAVE

Bartender: Fill'er up (A pint of Palamedes hubris)

PALA I'LL SOON BE ABLE TO DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE YET

LITERALLY

Keep in mind guys, only 13 people are allowed on Schaz's team.

That's right; the best thirteen. Hope you're happy with getting stuck with the people to indifferent to this to pick a side.

*Casually sips an Agua de Jamaica that he totally ordered underlined earlier*

I will remain on Team Garuru, thanks.

I've realized all the cool people are on team Schazer so I will switch to Schazer. The last one wasn't bolded so it didn't count anyways!

COME TO ME MY CHILDREN

I'M WORKING RIGHT NOW BUT APPROVE OF THESE SHENANIGANS SO HARD

Hope you're happy with getting stuck with the people to indifferent to this to pick a side.

Actually, the more I think about it. That is probably exactly the type of army SO would prefer.

Preferring the She-Demon's leadership to mine is foolish, but forgivable. The time will come when everyone is united under the great banner of legitimate Townzian rule; everything that happens in between is merely detail.

Treason, on the other hand, is punishable by death!

I'LL LET THOSE CONSCRIPTED INTO TOWNZIAN ALLEGIANCE SLIDE WHEN THIS ALL BOILS OVER

IT'LL BE A RAD PARTY I PROMISE

it doeshnt count if ishts not bolded?...

whoopsh...

viva le schazsher... viva le revolushion...

You know that feeling when someone quotes a post of yours, and then you notice immediately that there was a typo in there? Yeah.

Also, I am willing to sign back alley DNR or DNDC orders for anyone who wants them. Have testimonial from a satisfied customer!

Yeah, I was afraid of all the mean things that could happen in Deadchat, but then Kieros here signed a DNDC order for me, and I'm feeling much better! I'd recommend him to anyone who has eyes. And if you don't have eyes, then you'd better get a DNR order from him. He does those too! He's totally a man of many talents. I would even have his ba-

OKAY ME, THAT'S ENOUGH.

Oh god I'm late for both clusterfucks I sign up for? I am going to read up tomorrow; in the meantime: Team Schazer because it's the cool thing to do. Barkeep: Fill 'er up (Manager's Special) because that seems to be a thing. Vote: Paranoia because I can. Anything I'm missing?

I refuse to be on either of these two bogus teams.

You don't have a choice. Despite the thread title, there's 28 alive. Take Slorange and Schazer out of that, as they're the competing leaders, and there are 26.

That means with two teams of 13, there's nobody left. The only question is if you join a team willingly, or by being shoved on there when the other team fills up.

(Which, at this rate, will probably be Team Schazer.)

team Schazer
fact: most North Korean fictions about their glorious leaders are actually rewritten from true accounts of Schazer's life

vote: texcat for not indulging pointless whimsies

Team Slorange. Team Apathy. Team Status Quo.

Team Townzia.

Join the rightful leadership, and do not immediately be destroyed.

*lack of immediate destruction not guaranteed

LAST SPOT ON GLORIOUS TEAM SCHAZER

It's nothing personal Slorange my man, she simply better reflects my devilish love of shanking until the red stuff comes out.

Also I don't want to get on a certain murderous schwidhat's bad side.